Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Get this man nominated! Plus, teasers!

So I'm trying to start a new segment, get this man nominated! It's pretty strait forward, I beg for someone to nominated, who fully deserves it, and He/She probably won't.

#1: Alan Rickman, for his part of Prof. Snape, in Harry Potter. Look, you hate him, you love him for hating him, he's just amazing.

#2: Adam Baldwin, for his role as Cor. John Casey, in Chuck. His sensitive, heartless, and deadpan delivery is perfect and dead on. Unfortunately, he was passed up for "Best Supporting Actor" in the Emmy's. Another man passed up was...

#3: James Roday, for his role as Shawn Spencer, in Psych. He improvises most lines. Enough said.

Future Episodes...

Yes, an episode is overdue. I am hoping to post one next week. But to tease my episodes currently being written, I will show these clips. In the first one, is a clip from Bones. It may not make sense if you dont watch Bones, but just watch for John Francis Daley:



Next, in a seperate Episode, Zooey Deschanel



And playing Zooey's nephew in the same episode, Bo Burnham. WARNING! MAY CONTAIN CRUDE COMMENTS AND LANGUAGE!



Hope you enjoy the videos!

Friday, July 10, 2009

OD'ing on two things


Yes, I'm OD'ing on the 25th anniversary of Ghostbusters... on Ghostbusters. First, I bought the first two movies (9.00 USD at Wal-Mart together). Next, They released a Ghostbusters Video Game, I'm planning on getting it. It looks awesome, plus the entire cast came back for it. Finally, My favorite video game, LittleBigPlanet, is adding Ghostbusters content, as shown on the picture. On the note of LittleBigPlanet, the Narrator of that game, Stephen Fry, is the other OD. He also plays a character on "Bones", a psych named Dr. Gordon Wyatt, but since I just got into Bones, I haven't seen him yet. He also played the "Q-esce" man in "Stormbreaker" (Horrible movie, great cameo), that's my lfe right now.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Farva/Nixon

Last night, I watched the movie "Frost/Nixon", an amazing movie about the interviews given about Nixon by David Frost. Now, this is just one of the movies I am dying to see in my lifetime. I found I have to write those movies down, so here goes.

#1: "Juno" - This movie is supposed to be funny, and heartfelt. At least the first part I'll like.

#2: "Across the Universe" - As some of you may know, I'm a HUGE Beatles fan. This is right up my alley. And the lead actor, Jim Sturgess, is in my next movie...

#3: "21" - A movie about betting. Need I say more? I do. Okay. Kevin Spacey is in it. Now you're satisfied.

#4: "Annie Hall" - Now, I don't like both Woody Allen or Rom-Coms, but this sounded interesting.

#5: "The Jerk" - In my opinion, of the little I saw, it was the best Steve Martin movie. I've actually vowed to watch all of his movies, one a night, until I've seen them all, after he dies. I've only vowed that about one other person. he is...

#6: "The Hunt for Red October" - Sean Connery. This time, I don't have to say more.

#7: "Role Models" - I'm not hot for crude comedies, but this clip sold me:



#8: "When Harry Met Sally..." Remember how I said I hate Rom-Coms, well, this is the last one, I promise! With Billy Crystal, you can't go wrong.

#9: "T2: Judgement Day" - I recently saw the first one, and loved it.

and last but for sure not least, 10: "The Breakfast Club" - I know! One of the movies I reference the most I haven't even seen! Don't worry, I will, eventually.


These are just some of the movies I'm dying to see.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Episode #104 "It Did't Take 25 Years for this Wedding!" Part 3

(The Procession down the isle begins.)
Chris: (In a Princess Bride voice) Marriage... Marriage is what brings us together to day...

Lilly: Uncle!

Chris: Fine, but can I at least reference My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Kyle: Can you do it right, future uncle-in-law?

Bruce: Let's cut a deal, how 'bout a Mamma Mia! reference, it's also a Greek wedding movie, just way better.

Kyle: Why do you love it so much.

Bruce: I really connect with-

Lilly: Please, can we get on?

(Kelli and Chuck)

Kelli: Do you like weddings?

Chuck: I guess so.

Kelli: I want loads of babies.

Chuck: All the power to you.

(David, Adam, Kristen, Teresa, Shannon)
David: God, this is boring.

Shannon: Wow, are you always so irreverent?

David: Yeah, kinda.

Teresa: Come on! Be quiet! He referenced Princess Bride, so you know it'll be good.

(Vivian, Shawn, and Pam)
Shawn: How about "In Your Eyes" to close.

Vivian: Finally, an actually romantic song!

Shawn: Your mocking me... aren't you?

Vivian: Yes, but it is a good song.

(On the altar)

Chris: Now, Kyle, will you say, "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do?"

Bruce: Nice one!

(Bruce high-fives Chris)

Kyle: Yes, I do.

Chris: Alright, Man and Wife.

(Everyone is celebrating, Shawn starts playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel)

(Outside)

Shannon: There's something beautiful about weddings.

David: Like what happens after.

Vivian: You're such a perv!

Jimmy: Aren't all guys? ... 'cept Shawn, the little saint.

Shawn: So?

Jimmy: So, you probably won't get married because you don't go after people.

Shawn: True, true.

Teresa: Everyone gets married, right?

Kelli: I know I will. (She waves to Chuck. He waves back.)

(End)

I know that this is WAY overdue, so I'm glad I could distribute it. More episodes are coming, some that take place during the school year, some, over the summer. Comment!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Towel Day

As you may know, on Tuesday, I celebrated Towel Day. This is derived from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", one of my top 5 books. This is the passage from the book.

"a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

The holiday was started to honor the author's death, and now it's a big deal, even getting it's own website, towelday.com. I even plan on getting that passage framed and putting it in my dorm room, right next to my "Big Brother is Watching You" poster (1984, another great book!). Oh, well, I do want to eventually post part 3, but I just can't find time. But now, without the Core 40, I might. How did you do?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Character Bios: Chelsea

This is a character I plan to introduce soon, I don't know when, and, for the first time of non guest stars, she's an original character. She's not based off anyone. Chelsea is going to have an one episode intro, and, if you like her, she'll come back. Chelsea is introduced as Jimmy's girlfriend in an upcoming episode, "El Dia De los Dancos", and all the girls take a liking to her, except Pam, who thinks she's a bit of a ditz. Jimmy ends up singing 'Chelsea Dagger for her. Needless to say, she's quite impressed, and Jimmy isn't the only guy that likes her either. She's homeschooled, but her parents are considering the school our "friends" are attending. Chelsea is very smart, but a little gullible. I picture her being blond, and of average height, but don't feel this is mandatory.

And below, "Chelsea Dagger"!

Monday, May 11, 2009

An Explanation

The last two posts have featured the DMV records for Charles Hyde and Brendan O'Finnigan. I want to now explain. They are two of the four lead characters of my movie, "Peace of Mind". You know, the one with Boston songs. Well, if you like Boston, of want to suggest ideas, please do! Also, the answer to last week's question was: A reference to "General Hospital", because a wedding took place in the 25th season.

The reward would of been that you can ask any one question, no matter the spoiler, about my show. Also, you could submit a episode to me, and I'll accept it into canon. Also, you can just suggest episodes for me to write.

New Question: "My next episode will be called 'Pecks, Lies, and Idiot Dates'. What movie is this referencing?"

Comment your answer and the rewards above will be rewarded!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Another Record

Name: Charles James Hyde

Birth Place: Hyde, Hampshire, England (coincidence)

Place of Residence: Boston, Massachusetts

Date of Birth: December 3rd, 1976

Height: 5'11

Weight: 190 lbs.

Additional Licence(s): Teaching, Official ROTC graduate, Warehouse

Occupation: None

Spouse: Kathrine (divorcee), Nancy (deceased)

Children: Maryanne (8 years-years-old)

Another Boston residence, hmmm.

By the way, I would've posted the final section of "It Didn't Take 25 Years For This Wedding", but I left the notebook at school. Bonus Points to the person that can guess where I got the title!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A record from the Massachusetts DMV

Name: Brendan Seamus O'Finnigin

Birth Place: Boston, Massachusetts

City of Residence: Boston, Massachusetts

Date of Birth: August 25th, 1976

Eye Color: Blue

Height: 6'1

Weight: 217 lbs.

Additional license(s): Alcohol licence

Occupation: Bartender, O'Finnigan's Bar

Spouse: None

What's this about? Boston isn't near the Midwest setting of my t.v. show? Guess in the comments!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Villains

As you know, I recently did a post of my favorite heroes, so, here are my favorite villains.

#1. Ted Rourke - The recent(ly dead) villain from "Chuck". I liked him because he was so casual about being evil, like there was a rule book, and he kept forgetting to follow it. I like those villains.

#2. Bob Euell - This man needs no introduction, but I will anyway. Bob is the cruel, racist, cruel, and racist villain from "To Kill a Mockingbird". I feel that Bob shows that a villain doesn't need powers to be evil. Bob represents everything that is wrong in the world.

#3 Carl Denham - Jack Black? Is this April Fools? No, Jack Black appears on my top villains list. He lied, cheated, and stole just to get an ape on Broadway. "We'll make it in ____'s honor, and donate the money to his family!" BS.

#4. Bane - The best comic book villain. He isn't just a psychological villain (a la Riddler) or a "Thing go Boom!" villain (a la Hulk), he's both. Bane the only person to defeat Batman, and he's fluent in 7 languages, and, and, well, he'd better be in Batman 3.

#5. Pete (Disney) - In "Kingdom Hearts 2" you get to fight the (not so) lovable loser, Pete. To KH foreigners, you're a kid stopping Disney villains from destroying the universes (yes, that's plural). In the second one, you fight Pete about 4 or 5 times, and, believe me, it doesn't get old. Something about beating the crap out of him is just so fun.

#6. The Devil - Yes, Satan the face of evil, of course. But I want to focus on one appearance in particular. In the awesome show "Quantum Leap", Sam (Scott Bacula) is in an experiment where he 'makes right what once went wrong' with his friend Al as his (holographic) sidekick. In one episode, horrible things happen when Sam follows Al's instructions, who always seems to be right. In the end, you find that the Devil was pretening to be Al to force Sam to do his bidding.

#7. Ben Linus - The cold-hearted villain of "Lost", who even let his own daughter die to save his own neck. He torments and persuades the islanders to do his bidding, and never gives anyone a strait answer because of it.

#8. Big Brother - The unseen, basically unheard, villain from "1984". He just exists in the posters "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING". Yeah, can't trump that creepy factor.

#9. Stay Puft Marshmellow Man - Awwwww! Isn't that gigantic marsh- Wait! it's coming this way! DUCK! Okay, that's description for the villain in "Ghostbusters". Possessed by Gozer, he is a mascot (a la Goodyear Tireman) that rampages NYC.

#10. ZOMBIES! - Zombies make everything better. True fact. Check out G4's "Zombies are People, too." and you'll get the next line: "Smoothies!"

Remember, this is favorite villains, not best villains. Guy's like Stryker from X-men are better than Stay Puft man, but aren't as fun. Post your favorites!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Episode #104- "It Didn't Take 25 Years for this Wedding!"- Part 2

(10 min. to the wedding. Kelli in the back. Shawn's playing "Your Song" by Elton John.)
(talking head)
Kelli: Turn's out, Lilly's niece is a no-show, so I get to be the flower girl. Wonder who's the ring bearer?

(A handsome boy Kelli's age walks in.)
Chuck: Hi, I'm Chuck.

Kelli: (Squeel) Kelli.
(Chris walks in)

Chris: Hello children, I'm just checking up on you guys, are you ready?

Chuck: I guess so.

Chris: 8 minutes 'till Alright, good luck and Godspeed.

Kelli: I'm sorry?

Chris: I'm British, it's and expression.

Chuck: That makes sense.

(Kids in their seats. Shawn's playing "Power of Love" by Hewie Lewis and the News)

Teresa: I hate that he's getting married, he's so cute.

Kristen: You should be happy.

Shannon: Marriage is important.

(Jimmy, David, and Adam arrive)

Adam: But who gets married anymore?

David: One- night-stands are way more fun.

(A few seats back is Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, and Connor)

Connor: Where's Artimus?

Thomas: He's not here, he hates happiness.

Antonio: Same for Anthony?

Thomas: Not exactly. He can't come because of the restraining order Eve put on him.

Kenneth: Or from who he thought was Eve.

Connor: I can't wait to not get married.

Thomas: Antonio and I'll be ladies' men.

Antonio: You know that's right.

(Shawn, Vivian, and Pam)

Vivian: Shawn, you realize you can't keep playing 80's songs.

Shawn: No, I don't.

(He starts playing "Mamma Mia!")

Vivian: That's not a wedding song.

Pam: Well the line "Just on look/I can here a bell ring" Implies wedding bells.

Vivian: Fine, keep your songs.

Shawn: Thank you.

(Bruce, Jimmy and Kyle. Shawn's playing "Let Me Take You Home Tonight" Boston)
Kyle: Wow, I can't believe I'm 5 minutes from my wedding.

Bruce: Look, I know better than anyone that you've wanted this your whole life. Plus, Lilly's perfect! I've had my speech planned since 5th grade, so please let me use it.

Jimmy: Just out of wonder, Your name is Kyle Krahovski, so where does the "K" in Mr. K come from?

Kyle: Kyle. I wanted to be a casual teacher.

Jimmy: Cool.

Lilly: It's time to go to the altar!

Kyle: Ready if you are!

(commercial break)

The third part will feature the wedding it self! F.Y.I, I realized I left Shawn Spencer out of my heroes list. He's the reason I love the 80's, as shown in this episode! Comment!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Heroes

Not the washout t.v. show I'm still addicted to, though I shouldn't be. These are the pop culture icons I idolize.
#1. King Kong. How can you not. This is the Hulk, but cool. He's Donkey Kong, but 40 feet taller. He is the first "beast" in movies, and he's the best.

#2. Voldemort: I often joke he's my hero, so in my joke persona, this is my reason for idolization. "He is the lord of evil, and we all know, evil is awesome!"

#3. Sly Cooper: If you don't know who Sly is, he's been on PS2 in 3 games. Sly's a thief, but a good one. He's saved the world from destruction from evil organizations.

#4: Knuckles the Echidna: He's the rival and friend of Sonic the Hedgehog.He is the cool head when Sonic has really bad ideas. He also is the strongest of the group.

#5: Riley Poole: The comic relief and sidekick in "National Treasure", he's also the smartest in the movie. He has all the best lines:
"Is this how you feel all the time, except for now, of course."

#6: Tina Fey: How can you not love her? She got her break as a cast member and head writer of "Saturday Night Live", which included hosting "Weekend Update". Then she went on the write and star in "30 Rock", which inspired me to become a writer.

#8: The entire current "SNL" cast: Each cast member has something to add. Bill Hader, is a hilarious impressionist; Andy, Jorma, and Akiva can sing amazingly; Will, Fred, and Jason can nail every character they're given; Seth is just funny and is the current host of "Weekend Update" (He's my favorite cast member); Kristen can be anyone at anytime, in a moment; and the other girls can do impressions, too.

#9: Demetri Martin: This guy does great standup, he is just strait up himself when performing. His thoughts are so true and obvious, yet you still laugh your head off. I exspecially love his "Jokes with Guitar" jokes.

#10: Rod Farva: Again, not really my idol, but he is where my nickname came from. A character from "Super Troopers", he's fat, loud, lazy, and cruel.

#11: Sean Connery: The original James Bond himself! He also played Henry Jones Sr. in "The Last Crusade". And, SNL fans, he's the centerpiece of the best sketch ever, "Celebrity Jeopardy!". (Clip posted below) and, he always retains his signature Scottish Accent.

Who are your heroes? Do you like mine? Comment!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Easter, Traveling, and Apologies

I am posting from BEAUTIFUL Oakmont, Pennsylvania. If you don't know where that is, it's about 10 miles outside of Pittsburgh. (It hosted the US Open a few years back) It's Holy Saturday, so I'm psyched for Easter. Easter is also the reason I'm here. This is the "Half-way point" between D.C. and South Bend, D.C. being where my sister and Dad currently are. This is a brief post, but I would like to give advise. NEVER travel on Good Friday. It was tourcher! But, dinner was the greatest food I'd ever had because of that. Sbarro is amazing. Now, apologies. I forgot to add Psych and Monk to Summer activities. But you have to admit, before that, there was nothing. Also, my show will not STAY in high school. The story only goes to 9th and 10th when the plot will only make sense in high school. As usual, comment!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Episode #104- "It Didn't Take 25 Years for this Wedding!"

Uber Special Guest Star: John Cleese, Guest Stars: John Krazinski, Pierce Brosnan, Jenna Fischer. Theme Song: "White Wedding" Billy Idol

(Two weeks into 10th grade. Shawn, Pam, Jimmy and Jamie enter McCarthy's class.)
Pam: Man, St. Joe can get really hot!

Jimmy: Sorry, it's just my hotness.

Shawn: You've been saying that since 7th grade.

Jamie: I couldn't live through that!

(McCarthy walks in)

McCarthy: Alright we're going to start on-

(A man knocks on the door)
Mr. K: Can I talk to Shawn, Pam, and Jimmy.

McCarthy: Yeah, sure.

Jamie:Hope you guys didn't do anything too bad.

(In the hall)
Mr. K: I don't know how to tell you guys this-

Jimmy: That your gay?

(Pam punches him)
Mr. K: NO, I'm getting married.

Pam: To who?

Mr. K: Lilly Eves. She was your sub once.

Shawn: Then they found you making out with her.

Mr. K: Yeah, good times. Anyway, do you guys want to come?

(They agree)

Mr. K: Hey, Shawn, can you play piano?

Shawn: Kinda.

Mr. K: And Pam, can you sing?

Jimmy: Yes.

(Pam punches him again)

Mr. K: Great. Friday, 2:00 p.m.

(Friday)
(talking Head)
Shawn: Whoo-hoo, wedding day. I have the worst tux ever. (end)

(A different mad (Brosnan) walks in.)
Bruce: Hi, I'm Bruce Krahovski, the best man, I'm here to take the kids to the wedding.

McCarthy: Fine. Take them.

(Church. Back, Shawn on piano, Vivian and Pam singing 20 minutes until wedding)
(Shawn starts playing "White Wedding" on the piano.)

Vivian: Cliche!

Shawn: How? Fine.

(Starts playing "Baba O'Reily")

Shawn: Get... because of all the kids.

(Kelli is with Lilly. Shawn is playing "Let Me Take You Home Tonight" by Boston)

Kelli: You're going to be soooo pretty!

Lilly: I hope so. I love him, but I don't think I understand love.

(The priest(John Cleese) walks in)

Fr. Chris: Hey, Lilly, how's everything going?

Lilly: Great Uncle Chris.

(Bruce, Mr. K, and Jimmy in back)
Bruce: Kyle, are you ready?

Jimmy: (laughing) You're name's Kyle?

Mr. K: Yeah, problem?

(talking head)
Bruce: I'm worried. From the little I know of these kids, this can - and will - go very wrong.

(commercial break)

Hope you liked it. this episode is longer than the last 3 I've posted, so it'll probably be divided into 3 segments. post your comments!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Summer

Now, for me, it's currently spring break. Which means good things: Baseball (Go Mets!), Movie Marathons (I've already watched Mamma Mia!, Night at the Museum, and Monsters vs. Aliens), and gaming (Just bought Burnout: Paradise, loving it!), but the best part is... looking forward to Summer! So here's what I'm psyched for in Summer.

Movies: Star Trek (I'm not even a fan), X-Men Orgins: Wolverine, Harry Potter 6, Terminatior, Transformers 2! and, hopefully, I'll get to see Adventureland.

Video Games: This awesome game called inFamous (Video at the bottom of post), Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Ghostbusters: the Video Game.

T.V.: There's Tv during the summer?

Well, that's a Pop-culture summer for you. What are you psyched for? Comment!

This is the inFamous trailer!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Farva Final Say On: Now Is the Time to Begin the Uprising! (Part 2)


I originally made a post saying two things:
#1: My favorite show, "Life on Mars", was announced to be cancelled, and I wanted you to help me protest.
#2: I wanted help talking Rock Band into adding Billy Joel to the DLC, but Journey wouldn't hurt.

But, now I have news to report about both comments.
#1: "Life on Mars" was cancelled, with it's finale on April 1st. It was great, but if you don't know the show, it'll just sound like I'm on LSD.

#2: This is happier news. No, Billy Joel was not added... yet. But, "Don't Stop Believin'(g), the classic Journey song, was added.

If you haven't e-mailed Rock Band yet, please do. For Life on Mars fans, post your thoughts about the finale, and, as always, post your song ideas, I'd love to hear them.
P.S. I posted a new SNL clip at the bottom.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Episode #103- "Mr. K" Part 2

(Outside During Recess, the girls are approached by David and Adam)
David: What are you twirls doing?

Shannon: Ask someone who cares.

Kelli: Finding the perfect date for Mr. K!

Adam: What about that hot girl, Ms. Eves?

Vivian: I don't think he'd go for her.

(Cameraman walks through hall, turns and sees Mr. K and Lilly Eves (Jenna Fisher) making out in Mr. K's classroom, which currently has no students. He turns around, but is hit by Shawn's dart, and is knocked out.)

Shawn: Crap! I missed!

Jimmy: But I won't!

(Jimmy misses. The two keep firing at each other, but missing, this is being filmed by other cameraman.)

(Cameraman finally stirs, and goes to the girls)

Kelli: OMG! We're talking to him.

Pam: This should be funny, I'll tag along.

(They burst into the room, the two stop kissing)

Lilly: Ahhh.... hi kids... We were-

Vivian:There's no need to explain, but Mr. K, why did you lie to us?

Teresa: We would've loved to know, why didn't you tell us?

Mr. K: Because when you asked, we weren't dating, but we me during lunch...

Lilly: And it just hit off.

Kelli: So you like each other?

In unison: Of course.

(Talking Head)
Shawn: It's so Rom-Com, I can't think of one specific mov- (Shawn gets shot by Jimmy) Dude! That's cheating!

Jimmy: Fine! (end)

Shannon: So where do you live?

Mr. K: Mrs. Smith and I went to Arizona U. together, that's how I got to replace her, but I'm a bit of a wonderer.

Lilly: But I'll change that.

Teresa: We've got to go to class.
(Talking Head)
Mr. K: It was the best subbing I've ever done. (end)

(Finish Episode with Shawn and Jimmy eating 'poison' at the exact same time)
Shawn: Tie!

Jimmy: One more round!

Video: "Get Back" The Beatles

Well, there you go. The next episode will be the first to take place in High School, and feature a return of these characters.
Post your thoughts!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Plans for My Career

Now, I want to run this t.v. show that you've been watching... er reading. I wanted to run a few plots around you readers.

#1: Shawn joins the quiz bowl team as offered by Mr. O'Leary, but the captain is Rachel Price (as played by Amy Poehler) a women who (not so) secretly hates kids. Shawn is joined by Alex, from Holy Family. Along with a new cast of very nerdy characters. The current title is "Quiz Bowl Hero".

#2: This one takes place during High School. Anna Torv and Joshua Jackson (both of "Fringe") reunite as police officers protecting St. Joe from senior pranks that become arsin. When they enter the building, Shawn is forced by the camera crew to join the two, and Jimmy goes on a rescue mission. The working title is "Senior Pranks".

#3: Next, called "8th Grade Trip", is, obviously, about the 8th grade trip. This features about every single G4 personality out there. Such as: Kevin Pereira as our bus driver, Adam Sessler as the owner of the restaurant, Alison Haislip as his daughter and a waitress, and Olivia Munn as a shopkeeper at Navy Pier.

#4: This takes place in between 8th and 9th grade, Shawn, Antonio, Kenneth, and others go to the 'Transformers 2' priemere, with a load of misadventures. Vivian and David are on dates; Richard and Abby, respectivly. Jimmy accidentally crashes Vivian's date with a drunken fool, while David is the fool around Abby. The episode is currently titled "Pecks, Lies, and Idiot Dates" a parody of "Sex, Lies, and Videotapes", though I haven't seen that movie.

#5: I have another 80's parody. "Ferris Bueller's Breakfast Club". Shawn, Vivian, David, Anthony, and Teresa assume the persona's of the The Breakfast Club. While Jimmy, Pam, and Connor go to Chicago, like some other John Hughes movie. Speaking of John Hughes, he plays the principle during the Breakfast Club story. Rainn Wilson plays himself as MC of a 'Halo' tourney the Jimmy and Connor enter.

I also am writing movies.
#1. Called "Piece of Mind" this features Boston songs (a la Mamma Mia! and Across the Universe) telling the story of four friends (Brendan, Jude, Charlie, and Eddie) searching for fame.

#2: Hotel California is a movie version of the classic song by Eagles.

Please, tell me, which plots are good or bad. Have a guest you want to see? A plot you want to happen? Just tell me in the comments!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Broadway

I know quite a few of "Phantom of the Opera" fans, and I thought I should give you guys a good laugh.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Episode #103- "Mr. K"

Before I post, I want to say this is the LAST guest star that's a substitute! I have very creative ways to have guests, it just ended up I posted these in this order. Also, this takes place in 7th grade. Mrs. Smith was our English teacher in 7th.

Special Guest Star:John Krazinski,Cameo: Jenna Fischer, Theme song:"Substitute"The Who

(A Full Class enters English Class)

(Talking Head)
Teresa: The sub is SOOO hot!

(The sub in question is tall, dark hair, and an inviting smile. He's wearing a shirt and tie, no jacket)

Mr. K: My name is Mr. K, I'll be subbing in for Mrs. Smith for a few days. I want get to know all of you. First... you.
(points at Jimmy)

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy Smithers, I... Like girls.

Mr. K: Alright then. You.

Shawn: I'm Shawn Farva, and I'm...

Artimus: A dork?

Anthony: A moron?

David: A loser?

Jordan: How 'bout all three?

(Talking Head)

Mr. K: I've always wondered if I should've gone into acting. Meeting these kids, I kinda regret it now. I don't have a t.v., I think I'll buy one. (end)

(5 minutes later, last person)

Mr. K: And finally, you.

Pam: I'm Pam Stevens and I'm...

Jimmy Super hot?

Mr. K: Can people stop interrupting!

(Pam jokingly punches Jimmy)

Mr. K: Alright, your assignment. It says... "Write a narritive about where you'll be in 15 years." That's about high school reunion.

(Shawn starts instantly, while Shannon delays)
(Talking Head)
Shannon: I know where I WANT to go, I just don't know if I WILL go there. (next)
Kenneth: I going to become a professional eater.(next)
Kelli: I'm going to be a fashion designer. with an awesome husband, he'll be tall, but not too tall, a gigantic house, like seven walk-in closets...(end)

(class ends. everyone but Vivian, Shannon, Teresa, and Kelli leave)

Vivian: Ahh... Mr. K?

Mr.K: Yeah, what is it?

Shannon: We were wondering if...

Teresa: If you had a girlfriend?

Mr. K: no, why?

Kelli: We know some people that would like you.

Mr. K: Girls, Don't worry, I'm fine.

Kelli: Really, bec-

Mr. K: DON'T WORRY, I'm fine.

(Lunch. Shawn, Antonio, Kenneth, Connor)

Shawn: The Game boy version sucks, it's the DS version that rocks.

Connor: I've got to go with Wii.

Antonio: Look, Mario Kart owned on the 64.

(pan to Adam, David, Jordan, Jimmy)
Jordan: I only watch racing for Danica Patrick. The best has to be baseball.

Adam: But football is way more violent.

(The girls)

Pam: Why are you forcing me to help?

Teresa: We need as much input as possible.

Pam: Fine, ahh, Ms. Perry?

(There's a look of awkwardness)

Pam: Kidding. Don't worry.

Kelli: Come on, think!

(Recess. Jimmy and Shawn are washing tables)

Shawn: So, did you watch "Chuck"?

Jimmy: That was the one when he went back to Stanford? That game him and Bryce were playing was awesome!

(Mr. K enters)

Mr. K: You guys talking about Assassin?

Shawn: I guess so.

Mr. K: College was fun. Everyone went to the parties, nerds, jocks, even teachers. But the best part was Assassin. You know, I have some Nerf guns I was going to give to my nephew, but you can use them to play.

Shawn: That's great. Is there anyway to 'kill' other that shooting.

Mr, K: 'Poisonous' hot sause.

Jimmy: Count me in!

Shawn: Me too.

Mr. K: come to my office.

(Commercial Break)

Alright, comment you thoughts. F.Y.I, to learn more about Assassin, go to my favorite website, Wikipedia, and look it up. It's fascinating. F.Y.I 2.0, To the person (I know who you are!) voting for John Cleese, I promise, his episode is coming, but to understand it, you need to read this one. and, finally, another SNL clip is down below!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Thundercats HO!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all my friends think I'm weird for my obsession with 80's and 90's. So, time to talk about it. One of my biggest obsessions is with the 80's tv show, Thundercats. This is about super hero intergalactic, yeah, you guessed it, cats. It was pretty awesome. And to show how awesome, here's the opening sequence.

Admit it in the comments, you know you love it.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: The Truth


So, my buddies (Let's just call them, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Connor, and Anthony) recently made up their own religion. This would be weird if it wasn't for what it's based on. It's based on Chuck Norris Facts. Yes, their religion is Chucknorrisology. They treat Chuck like a god. So, in Homage, I've decided to list some "facts" and more Chuck fun.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

And if that wasn't your Chuck Norris fill:


For all you SNL fans, the singer is Jason Sudeikis, Norris is played by Andy Samberg, the purse snatcher is Fred Armisen, he steals it from Amy Poehler, the shooter is Bill Hader, and he's aiming at Jorma Taccone.

Do you practice Chucknorrisology? Do you love him? Are my friends crazy? Comment!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Oscar clips


Now as you may know, my friend e.g. Lemming posted a video from the Oscars, It was fine, but THIS was my favorite. Check it out. Just copy into the bar at the top. (Sorry, I'm struggling with the "youtube post" thing.)

FYI if you have ABSOLUTELY no idea about the plot to 'Pineapple Express' than this might not be funny.
Please tell me how to post clips, on the comments.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Episode #102: "Love, Hate, Drama, and a Little Bit of Football" Part 2

(Talking Head)
Jamie: I can't believe that Shawn and Antonio get to get interviewed everyday. Time to make my move. (next)
Shawn: Alright five bucks she rejects Jamie, deal? Yes? Alright. (next)
C.J.: I thought football games were about, I don't know, football? (end)

Jamie: Here goes nothing.

Harrison: More like everything.

Jamie: (to the camera) Can I have some privacy?

Harrison: Go cuz!

C.J.: Get laid!

Shawn; Was he kidding?

Antonio: No... I think.

(Alex and Co.)

Kenneth: Hey, Shawn!

Shawn: What?

Kenneth: Do you want to meet Alex?

Shawn: I'm good.

(talking head)
Alex: This is cool! Will I get on T.V.? Can you come to our school? What was the question? Right, It's been fun meeting a load of new people. (end)

(Camera sneaks into see Jamie and Shannon)

Jamie: One question: do they have you wear a mic?

Shannon: Yeah, why?

Jamie: Turn it off.

Shannon: They told me not to.

Jamie: Fine. Whatever. The real question is, will you go out with me?

Shannon: Let me get to you.

(talking head)
Shawn: Pay up. (cameraman hands over money) (end)

Shannon: (calling after Jamie) ... But maybe another time.

Jamie: Would you like to find out if that's a 'yes'?

Shannon: Yes.

(talking head)
(Shawn hands over the money to the cameraman)
Shawn: Just don't brag. (next)
Jamie: I did it! No thanks to Shawn! (end)

Jamie: It great meeting you Shawn.

Shawn: Why do you say that? We've got loads of time.

C.J.: No, the game's over.

Shawn: Did we win?

C.J.: Yeah, we killed them.

Shawn: Well, in that case, are you going to Indy?

Gabe: Hope so.

(Adam runs over)
Adam: Are we ready to leave?

Antonio: Yeah.

(talking head)
Antonio: I'm the guy that takes home, no matter where they live. It's going to be a long ride. (end)

(Alex and Co.)

Alex: I've gotta go, see you guys.

David: Yeah, see you.

Kenneth: Just keeping dreaming.

David: You too.

(End of Episode) Video: "Blue Ridge Mountains" Fleet Foxes, or "American Pie" Don McLean.

F.Y.I, I posted a new SNL clip at the page.

Post your comments, Love the new characters, Hate the absence of characters like Pam, Vivian, and Thomas? Hate the song choices? Love them? Tell Me!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Episode #102: "Love, Hate, Drama, and a Little Bit of Football"

Theme: "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" Elton John

Adam: It's Gameday!

(Talking Head)
Shawn: The main feeder school, St. Joe, is pretty good at football, so good, they're in semi-state. I never go to games, But I just might today. (end)

David: There's this really hot girl, Alex, is going to be there.

Kenneth: She is, 'cept to Shawn.

Shawn: What does that mean?

Jimmy: That you're gay.

Shawn: You know I'm not.

David: So, Still fun.

(At the game)

Shawn: (sarcastically) Wow! A load of fun!

Antonio: I know!

(Alex comes to the game. The guys crowd her)

Shawn: She isn't that hot.

Kenneth: What are you on?

Antonio: Let me show you my friends.

(They meet his friends.)

Antonio: This is C.J., Gabe, Harrison, and Jamie.

(C.J. is taller than everyone else.)

Shawn: Hey Everybody!

(No response)

Shawn; Really!?! no one knows that?

(David, Adam, Kenneth, and Alex)

(Talking Head)

David:I think I can get any girl... wait... I've only dated Shannon. But, to the point, I can get Alex. (next)

Shannon: Why do I keep dating him? (end)

Alex:... Isn't that great?

Kenneth: What? Yeah, great.

Alex: I know- St. Joe scored!

David: Yeah, score...

(David is staring at her butt.)

(Antonio, Shawn, and Co.)

Jamie: Shawn, can do me a favor?

Shawn: Sure. What?

Jamie: Help me get Shannon.

Shawn: Why me?

Jamie: You're her friend, right?

Shawn: Yes... I think... It's complicated.

Jamie: Good enough for me.

(Alex and Co.)

Alex: Why are those cameras following you?

David: We're in a documentary.

Alex: About what?

Adam: The average school.

Alex: So why are they here?

David: According to Shawn, That loser over there, They follow us everywhere.

Alex: Everywhere?

David: Not exactly.

(commercial Break)

Post your thoughts!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Farva's Final Say On: Neglected T.V.

...I also love T.V., maybe more than music. And here are my thoughts about it.
#1. As you may have read, LIFE ON MARS WAS CANCELLED WAY TOO EARLY!!!!!! yes, I am still mad about that.
#2. You may know I'm an S.N.L fan (Saturday Night Live). Seth Meyers is the best on the show, no two ways about it. Now he is only doing "Weekend Update", which, though is extremly funny, he can do so much more.
#3. Kids t.v. sucks. just watch Hannah Montana or Suite Life (or don't, if you want keep your sanity and t.v. in one piece). But, there is hope. "The Backyardigans" and "Phineas and Ferb" are actually funny. Yes, Backyardigans is a toddler show, but you will get a kick out of it, and the songs get song in your head. Phineas and Freb is very quick.

Farva's Final Say On: Neglected Singers

Look, people that know me know I'm... obscure. Especially in my music. Now, I would like to mention my favorite bands.
#1. Fleet Foxes: These guys are awesome! They're really mellow, bluegrass style. They're newcomers but are great.
#2. Jack Johnson: This guy is more like a California mellow. He's fun, and like that dude you want to be friends with.
#3. Paolo Nutini: This guy, he's, ahhh, very unique. his style is a culmination of my styles.
#4. Mat Kearney: This guy is, too, slow, but unique.

These are my artists that people have never heard of. Just listen to them. post your preference on my comments.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Farva's Other Final Say On: Music Video Games


As You may know, I'm a HUGE Beatles fan. And, I'm happy to report that the long awaited 'The Beatles: Rock Band' is coming Sept. 9th. As you may realize, that is 9-9-09. The songs that I would put on are: Day Tripper, Get Back, I Am the Walrus, Ticket to Ride, A Little Help From my Friends, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band, etc. You get the gist. post your ideas as a comment and mark your calenders! P.S. In my family band, I'm the drummer, so I'll be Ringo! (Bottom right)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

"This Man Started The Fire" Part 2


(Lunch: Shawn, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Antonio)
Shawn: Kenneth! Connor! We just had the best sub ever!

Connor: What about Ms. Perry?

Thomas: You're kidding, right?

Shawn: He loves the 80's, like me.

Kenneth: Shawn, you're not helping your case.

Antonio: He IS too cool.

(The Girls)
Teresa: So, this teacher, is he hot?

Kelli: Ew! He could be my grandpa!

Teresa: Never mind about that, then.

(The other class has O'Leary)

O'Leary: As you probably know my name is Tony O'Leary.

(A unison, faint, "Hi")

Vivian: Are we going to do anything interesting?

O'Leary: Are we ever! we're studying the 60's to 80's.

Kenneth: Fascinating.

Connor: Totally.

O'Leary: Scrawny gamer-kid, what was the hit movie in '77 written and directed by George Lucas?

Connor: Me?

O'Leary: Who else?

Connor: 'Spaceballs'?

O'Leary: Anyone else?

Kenneth: Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Adam: St. Elmo's Fire?

Vivian: Pretty in Pink?

O'Leary: Those are all John Hughes movies. C'mon, it's about monsters.

Artimus: NOT MONSTERS! ALIENS!

O'Leary: So you knew it?

Artimus: Yes. I wanted to see if anyone else did.

Shannon: What was it, then?

Artimus: STAR WARS!

O'Leary: This one is easy. What president died in 1963?

Kenneth: McKinley?

Jordan: Lincoln?

Adam: My favorite, Garfield?

Everyone else: Kennedy!

O'Leary: This is hopeless. Open your books...

(In the hall)
Kenneth: Shawn! That was the lamest teacher ever!

Shawn: Dude! What are you on? He was awesome! So awesome, not even Ms. Perry could ruin this day! Wait, knock on wood.

(Ms. Perry's class)

Perry: Did you guys see that dumb sub?!

Shawn: He was awesome!

Pam: The best we've ever had.

Perry: Oh well! To your textbook!

(Mr. Foley with other class)

Foley: Did you guys meet that awesome sub?

Vivian: He was annoying.

Artimus: Still, you didn't know Star Wars!

Connor: Is that a parody of 'Spaceballs'?

Foley: Vice virsa.

(End of Day)

O'Leary: Shawn, can I talk to you?

Shawn: Yeah, sure.

O'Leary: I'm a scout for Indiana Quiz Bowl Team, and I think your the material. Well, do you want it?

Shawn: Yes! Wow! Thanks! Yes!

(talking head)

O'Leary: Why Shawn, well, he knew alot and I see myself in him. (end)

Pam: That's great, Shawn.

Jimmy: You've been inducted into the Nerd Herd. That's great.

Pam: It's not that bad.

Shawn: Thank you, Pam.

Pam: Your welcome, Shawn.

(This is done in a mock fashion)

Jimmy: Fine, have your "Fun".

(Talking Head)

Shawn: I just got inducted into a prestigious team. Awesome!
(end)

(End of Episode)

Video: "We Didn't Start the Fire

Friday, March 6, 2009

Farva's Final Say on: Now Is the time to begin the Uprising!!! ( against wrongly canceled show and bad downloads!)


I am VERY mad! My favorite show, Life On Mars was announced to not be returning for season 2! One Season! That's It! It's the best new show on T.V., and the second best on ABC (Behind Lost). Help me rebel! Send ABC e-mails telling them to BRING LIFE ON MARS BACK!!!! Whew. Glad to get that off my chest. Now, less importantly, (but still important,) is the issue of Rock Band DLC (Downloadable Content for the N00bs out there) You can tell them, also by e-mail to stick on the greatest idea ever... Billy Joel songs! Help me with this idea, also Journey songs. comment other song ideas or if you actually listened to my idea.

Update: My Billy Joel song ideas. Billy Joel Song Pack 01 #1: It's Still Rock n' Roll to Me. #2: You May Be Right #3: We Didn't Start the Fire.

As You guys who know me know, We Didn't Start The Fire is one of my favorite songs and I know ALL the words.

Again, Any ideas?

Friday, February 27, 2009

My First Episode! Title: "This Man Started The Fire"-Part 1

Special Guest Star: Billy Joel as Tony O'Leary Theme song: "Allentown" Billy Joel

(Students enter Social Studies classroom.)

O'Leary: Hi everyone. I'm Mr. O'Leary, your substitute today.

(O'Leary was dressed in a dress shirt and a tie.)

O'Leary: This is great because you guys are studying my favorite subject, 60's to 80's. How 'bout a pop quiz? What was Nixon's position before becoming president? yes, you?

(Shawn raised his hand)

Shawn: Shawn Farva. He was a senator.

O'Leary: Who was Kennedy's killer?

Shawn: Lee Harvey Oswald.

O'Leary: And tell me, who was president in 1985?

Shawn: Ronald Reagan, you know, the actor.

O'Leary: You know your history. Anyone else know that?

(Eve is the only hand.)

Shawn: Really!?! no one has seen "Back to the Future"?

(This time, no one raises their hand.)

Jimmy: C'mon Shawn. You're a Wikipedia Addict.

O'Leary: Where I'm from, this is common knowledge.

Jimmy: Where's that?

O'Leary: Allentown, New York. Beautiful.

Shawn: Love it. A real coal mining town, not Allentown, Pennsylvania, that place is a piece of crap.

Pam: How do you know that?

Shawn: Background knowledge. I drive through both every year.

O'Leary: Alright anyone else? What is the reason Kennedy was elected, not Nixon.

Eve: He looked better on T.V.

O'Leary: Yes. He had a better suit.

Jimmy: This is facinating!

O'Leary: Well then, What was the most watched T.V. show?

Jimmy: There was T.V.?

Adam: What is, M.A.S.H?

O'Leary: Yes. Jimmy, again. What is the name for Buddy Holly's death?

Jimmy: Buddy Holly's death?

Thomas: "The Day Music Died".

O'Leary: Easy one. When did we land on the moon?

David: (whisper) Your favorite number.

Jimmy: Oh, 69!

O'Leary: Correct!

(Bell rings.)
(Commercial Break)

Well, enjoy? post your thoughts. By the way, watch a classic SNL sketch at the bottom on the page.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

A Few Notes When Reading my Show

Before the show "airs" you should know these things.
#1. (Talking Head) means that someone is being interviewed. (remember that this is a documentary!)
#2. Say I put "Shawn: blah..." that means he's talking.
#3. When something is in brackets (like so), it's action, or a scene change. and,
#4. Music videos have noting to do with the story and are pure fun.

Thanks, and, I promise, show's coming soon!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Apology; plus, Character Bios: Kristen and Holy Family

Yo! Everyone in the Blogger-sphere! I want to apologize for not posting this week on account of my cousins. Now to make it up, I have Bonus Bios! Kristen, like Kelli is short but very outgoing. She is very goal minded, and is well liked by her peers. But because of her goals, she's slightly hot-tempered. She once dated Kenneth and Artimus has a consistent crush on her. Now, Kids from other schools. Alex is most likely the most popular kid ever. Everyone that meets her likes her (On multiple degrees). Even Shawn, who didn't initially like her, warms up to her. As I stated before Alex is very pretty, and knows she is ( The reason Shawn didn't like her.) Jamie is the exact opposite. He is a person that either you like him or hate him, and it stays. He's a little too outgoing making some uncomfortable. In case you haven't guessed, I'm Shawn. This is necciary for the upcoming story. The reason Alex is named that is because she originally thought MY name was Alex, and even though she knows my name now, she still calls me Alex.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Character Bios: Jordan and Adam

Final Bio! Jordan and Adam are both the guys that you avoid. They're the rebels. They are not down to earth (wait, who in the show is?) They don't listen to authority, which ticks off the teachers. Adam, does though, have redeeming factors. At times he can be actually funny and can treat others right. Jordan, doesn't do those things. Adam has been off-and-on with Pam, and Jordan dated Teresa briefly a long time ago, and Has a crush on Kelli. Neither name is an homage.

Character Bios: Connor, Kenneth, Antonio

Two thirds of these guys have lives. One doesn't. If you guessed, yes, Connor has no life. He just plays Call of Duty all day. Antonio is one cool kid. At his school, though, he's a nobody. But at other schools, he's a lady killer. Kenneth is a big kid, taller than most, and very athletic. The other two are also Call of Duty addicts, so conversations run thin. Both Antonio and Kenneth have dated, but not girls we've met. These names are not homages, but Connor is the only one to share his name with his real-life counterpart.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Character Bios: Anthony and Artimus

This is the third-to-last before episodes! Antony is one cool kid, a gamer, and a guitarist rolled into one! Artimus is, on the other hand, just a gamer. Anthony believes he's king, and he kinda is. He better at sports than he gives credit for, and he's the best at games like Fallout than most people. Artimus is a complete outcast, and has been accepted by girls like Pam and Kelli, the latter of which he has a gigantic crush on. Anthony, on the other hand, loves nobody. Anthony is an homage to Anthony Kiedis, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, one of his favorite bands. Artimus isn't an homage.

Character Bios: Teresa and Kelli

These two girls are VERY crazy. Teresa is, despite the name, is quite emo. She's depressed at times, but on the inside, she's also quite outgoing. Teresa loves sci-fi, like Lost, but also sappy stuff like Twilight. Kelli's the exact opposite. On the outside she's very outgoing. She's very short, and loves to poke fun at it. I'm pretty sure she's on ecctisy. They're friends, along with Pam. Teresa's dated Thomas, quite briefly (upcoming episode!) and has a ginormous crush on Anthony (you'll meet him.) Kelli's dated a few guys but nothing serious. Kelli's name is an homage to Kelli from 'The Office", with whom she's identical to, and Teresa isn't an homage.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Character Bios: David

Remember about Jimmy not being a cliche, well David is one. Think of every classic cool kid. Emilio Estavez in "The Breakfast Club", and... well... never mind. David is a sports star, and being such, is a womanizer, though he's only dated Shannon, on and off. Because of this, he finds the best way to treat a girl is to destroy them, some weird reverse-psychology that doesn't work. His best sport is basketball, though he very good at the rest. His friends are Jimmy, Jordan, and Adam(those two are coming! I promise!). His name isn't an homage.

Character Bios: Eve and Thomas

These two are the life of parties. Both aren't very out going, but if you know them you'll love them within minutes. But otherwise, they're different. Eve is also one of the smartest people you'll ever meet, while Thomas doesn't excel in school. Thomas is a complete video game addict, probably the best at shooters (other than the very stupid Call of Duty) that you'll ever meet. Eve does love sci-fi, like Thomas. Eve has never dated, and Thomas has had a crush on Teresa (again, you'll meet her) ever. Neither name is an homage.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Character Bios: Vivian and Shannon

Vivian and Shannon are best friends. You would almost think they're related by how much they love, then hate, then love each other again. Shannon is the smarter of the two, constantly getting high honors. While Vivian, though smart, is not at that caliber. Vivian is, though, the more out going of the two. She's dated near every boy in the school, and has all the others looking. Shannon has had a on-and-off relationship with David, (This is the definition of on and off, having hooked up and broken up about once a year since 4th grade). In the end, they're friends with just about everybody. Neither of these names are homages.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Character Bios: Jimmy

Another Character! Jimmy is the rebel and cool kid, but it doesn't mean he's shallow. Yes, he fails at most classes in school and rocks sports, but he's more than a cliche. He is better than most at womanizing, and he's one of the best at math. He's been in love with Pam for a long time, but never shows it. He's only dated her once, briefly. His other love interest is Vivian (You'll meet her). His friends are Adam, David, Jordan, and Connor (You'll meet ALL of them). He is named in homage of Jim Halpert of "The Office".

Friday, February 6, 2009

Character Bios: Pam

Here's another character! Pam is, most likely, the female lead. she's fun, smart, and outgoing. She's pretty, so much so that the guys are kinda obsessive. Pam is smart, and well liked by her peers. She excells at just about everything. She is, to a slight extent, socially awkward, but that's around her friends. At something like a Friday football game, she very in control of herself. She has had an on-and-off with Adam (you'll meet him soon) and tension with Jimmy(Him too). Just about every guy loves her, for Shawn, it's been since before fifth grade. She is named in homage of Pam Beesley from "The Office".

Character Bios: Shawn

Hi this is a bio for one of the characters on my tv show that I promised, Shawn Farva. He is one of the leads of my show. He is, on the outside, a complete nerd. But, a bit deeper, he is a people pleaser. He loves all pop culture, Ecspically 80's. He's friends with everyone he meets. Shawn is addicted to Wikipedia, but its for the info. He's king of quiz bowl. Because of everything I said, He's socially awkward, so much so, that Shawn's never dated, but had a crush on Pam forever. Shawn is named in homage of Shawn Spencer from "Psych".
Keep looking for more bios!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Farva's Final Say on: Fringe


This is another show I adore. It's about a special forces team in the FBI called Fringe. This last episode delt with a serum that could turn you into a werewolf. Olivia, the lead character, learned that her old and now dead boyfriend had something to do with it. Using a devise created by the quite mad Walter Bishop, she contacted him. He had the essential information to take down one of the biggest drug lords in the world, who was dealing the serum. Fringe airs at 9/8 central on FOX. This was one of the best of the season.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Farva's Final Say on: Life on Mars


This is a new show that I adore. Last week the episode "Take a Look at the Lawmen" was one of my favorites. I was funny, and, as a twist, it wasn't too geeky. If you haven't seen this, it's about Sam Tyler(Far Right), an NYPD detective in our time, gets hit by a car and is sent to 1973. This episode had them try to charge the Russian Mob. My favorite character, Chris Skeleton, (far left) had some good lines, including failing in the Mafia fight. Plus, you can't hate Gene (center). Life on Mars airs at 10/9 central on ABC.

My Favorites

I should list my favorites of stuff.
Movie: I think "Back to the Future". It's funny, nerdy, and action-packed all at the same time.
TV: "Lost". It's smart, it sucks you in, and, again, very nerdy.
Music: "The Fray". Their new album drops today! They have a very cool sound.
Video Game: "Banjo-Tooie" This is fun, well done visuals and design, and it's a parody of just about everything, but in a "Get Smart" way, not a "Scary Movie" way.
Book: "Harry Potter". 'Nuff said.

There it is, I may continue this.

The Blog

Hey Everybody! (Hey Dr. Nick!) How's everyone doing, I hope good. This is my Blog. My pen name is Farva, which is my nickname. (Its from "Super Troopers", though i haven't seen it.) So, feel free to see, read, whatever. This post I would like to describe what I do. This blog, for the most part, is to post my TV show that I'm working on. I plan to post about twice a week, but that probably won't work. See you!