Episode #104- "It Didn't Take 25 Years for this Wedding!"

Uber Special Guest Star: John Cleese, Guest Stars: John Krazinski, Pierce Brosnan, Jenna Fischer. Theme Song: "White Wedding" Billy Idol

(Two weeks into 10th grade. Shawn, Pam, Jimmy and Jamie enter McCarthy's class.)
Pam: Man, St. Joe can get really hot!

Jimmy: Sorry, it's just my hotness.

Shawn: You've been saying that since 7th grade.

Jamie: I couldn't live through that!

(McCarthy walks in)

McCarthy: Alright we're going to start on-

(A man knocks on the door)
Mr. K: Can I talk to Shawn, Pam, and Jimmy.

McCarthy: Yeah, sure.

Jamie:Hope you guys didn't do anything too bad.

(In the hall)
Mr. K: I don't know how to tell you guys this-

Jimmy: That your gay?

(Pam punches him)
Mr. K: NO, I'm getting married.

Pam: To who?

Mr. K: Lilly Eves. She was your sub once.

Shawn: Then they found you making out with her.

Mr. K: Yeah, good times. Anyway, do you guys want to come?

(They agree)

Mr. K: Hey, Shawn, can you play piano?

Shawn: Kinda.

Mr. K: And Pam, can you sing?

Jimmy: Yes.

(Pam punches him again)

Mr. K: Great. Friday, 2:00 p.m.

(Friday)
(talking Head)
Shawn: Whoo-hoo, wedding day. I have the worst tux ever. (end)

(A different mad (Brosnan) walks in.)
Bruce: Hi, I'm Bruce Krahovski, the best man, I'm here to take the kids to the wedding.

McCarthy: Fine. Take them.

(Church. Back, Shawn on piano, Vivian and Pam singing 20 minutes until wedding)
(Shawn starts playing "White Wedding" on the piano.)

Vivian: Cliche!

Shawn: How? Fine.

(Starts playing "Baba O'Reily")

Shawn: Get... because of all the kids.

(Kelli is with Lilly. Shawn is playing "Let Me Take You Home Tonight" by Boston)

Kelli: You're going to be soooo pretty!

Lilly: I hope so. I love him, but I don't think I understand love.

(The priest(John Cleese) walks in)

Fr. Chris: Hey, Lilly, how's everything going?

Lilly: Great Uncle Chris.

(Bruce, Mr. K, and Jimmy in back)
Bruce: Kyle, are you ready?

Jimmy: (laughing) You're name's Kyle?

Mr. K: Yeah, problem?

(talking head)
Bruce: I'm worried. From the little I know of these kids, this can - and will - go very wrong.

(commercial break)

Hope you liked it. this episode is longer than the last 3 I've posted, so it'll probably be divided into 3 segments. post your comments!