Friday, June 5, 2009

Episode #104 "It Did't Take 25 Years for this Wedding!" Part 3

(The Procession down the isle begins.)
Chris: (In a Princess Bride voice) Marriage... Marriage is what brings us together to day...

Lilly: Uncle!

Chris: Fine, but can I at least reference My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Kyle: Can you do it right, future uncle-in-law?

Bruce: Let's cut a deal, how 'bout a Mamma Mia! reference, it's also a Greek wedding movie, just way better.

Kyle: Why do you love it so much.

Bruce: I really connect with-

Lilly: Please, can we get on?

(Kelli and Chuck)

Kelli: Do you like weddings?

Chuck: I guess so.

Kelli: I want loads of babies.

Chuck: All the power to you.

(David, Adam, Kristen, Teresa, Shannon)
David: God, this is boring.

Shannon: Wow, are you always so irreverent?

David: Yeah, kinda.

Teresa: Come on! Be quiet! He referenced Princess Bride, so you know it'll be good.

(Vivian, Shawn, and Pam)
Shawn: How about "In Your Eyes" to close.

Vivian: Finally, an actually romantic song!

Shawn: Your mocking me... aren't you?

Vivian: Yes, but it is a good song.

(On the altar)

Chris: Now, Kyle, will you say, "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do?"

Bruce: Nice one!

(Bruce high-fives Chris)

Kyle: Yes, I do.

Chris: Alright, Man and Wife.

(Everyone is celebrating, Shawn starts playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel)

(Outside)

Shannon: There's something beautiful about weddings.

David: Like what happens after.

Vivian: You're such a perv!

Jimmy: Aren't all guys? ... 'cept Shawn, the little saint.

Shawn: So?

Jimmy: So, you probably won't get married because you don't go after people.

Shawn: True, true.

Teresa: Everyone gets married, right?

Kelli: I know I will. (She waves to Chuck. He waves back.)

(End)

I know that this is WAY overdue, so I'm glad I could distribute it. More episodes are coming, some that take place during the school year, some, over the summer. Comment!

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