(The Procession down the isle begins.)
Chris: (In a Princess Bride voice) Marriage... Marriage is what brings us together to day...
Lilly: Uncle!
Chris: Fine, but can I at least reference My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
Kyle: Can you do it right, future uncle-in-law?
Bruce: Let's cut a deal, how 'bout a Mamma Mia! reference, it's also a Greek wedding movie, just way better.
Kyle: Why do you love it so much.
Bruce: I really connect with-
Lilly: Please, can we get on?
(Kelli and Chuck)
Kelli: Do you like weddings?
Chuck: I guess so.
Kelli: I want loads of babies.
Chuck: All the power to you.
(David, Adam, Kristen, Teresa, Shannon)
David: God, this is boring.
Shannon: Wow, are you always so irreverent?
David: Yeah, kinda.
Teresa: Come on! Be quiet! He referenced Princess Bride, so you know it'll be good.
(Vivian, Shawn, and Pam)
Shawn: How about "In Your Eyes" to close.
Vivian: Finally, an actually romantic song!
Shawn: Your mocking me... aren't you?
Vivian: Yes, but it is a good song.
(On the altar)
Chris: Now, Kyle, will you say, "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do?"
Bruce: Nice one!
(Bruce high-fives Chris)
Kyle: Yes, I do.
Chris: Alright, Man and Wife.
(Everyone is celebrating, Shawn starts playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel)
(Outside)
Shannon: There's something beautiful about weddings.
David: Like what happens after.
Vivian: You're such a perv!
Jimmy: Aren't all guys? ... 'cept Shawn, the little saint.
Shawn: So?
Jimmy: So, you probably won't get married because you don't go after people.
Shawn: True, true.
Teresa: Everyone gets married, right?
Kelli: I know I will. (She waves to Chuck. He waves back.)
(End)
I know that this is WAY overdue, so I'm glad I could distribute it. More episodes are coming, some that take place during the school year, some, over the summer. Comment!
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hurray! at long last it finally came!
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