Saturday, March 7, 2009

"This Man Started The Fire" Part 2


(Lunch: Shawn, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Antonio)
Shawn: Kenneth! Connor! We just had the best sub ever!

Connor: What about Ms. Perry?

Thomas: You're kidding, right?

Shawn: He loves the 80's, like me.

Kenneth: Shawn, you're not helping your case.

Antonio: He IS too cool.

(The Girls)
Teresa: So, this teacher, is he hot?

Kelli: Ew! He could be my grandpa!

Teresa: Never mind about that, then.

(The other class has O'Leary)

O'Leary: As you probably know my name is Tony O'Leary.

(A unison, faint, "Hi")

Vivian: Are we going to do anything interesting?

O'Leary: Are we ever! we're studying the 60's to 80's.

Kenneth: Fascinating.

Connor: Totally.

O'Leary: Scrawny gamer-kid, what was the hit movie in '77 written and directed by George Lucas?

Connor: Me?

O'Leary: Who else?

Connor: 'Spaceballs'?

O'Leary: Anyone else?

Kenneth: Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Adam: St. Elmo's Fire?

Vivian: Pretty in Pink?

O'Leary: Those are all John Hughes movies. C'mon, it's about monsters.

Artimus: NOT MONSTERS! ALIENS!

O'Leary: So you knew it?

Artimus: Yes. I wanted to see if anyone else did.

Shannon: What was it, then?

Artimus: STAR WARS!

O'Leary: This one is easy. What president died in 1963?

Kenneth: McKinley?

Jordan: Lincoln?

Adam: My favorite, Garfield?

Everyone else: Kennedy!

O'Leary: This is hopeless. Open your books...

(In the hall)
Kenneth: Shawn! That was the lamest teacher ever!

Shawn: Dude! What are you on? He was awesome! So awesome, not even Ms. Perry could ruin this day! Wait, knock on wood.

(Ms. Perry's class)

Perry: Did you guys see that dumb sub?!

Shawn: He was awesome!

Pam: The best we've ever had.

Perry: Oh well! To your textbook!

(Mr. Foley with other class)

Foley: Did you guys meet that awesome sub?

Vivian: He was annoying.

Artimus: Still, you didn't know Star Wars!

Connor: Is that a parody of 'Spaceballs'?

Foley: Vice virsa.

(End of Day)

O'Leary: Shawn, can I talk to you?

Shawn: Yeah, sure.

O'Leary: I'm a scout for Indiana Quiz Bowl Team, and I think your the material. Well, do you want it?

Shawn: Yes! Wow! Thanks! Yes!

(talking head)

O'Leary: Why Shawn, well, he knew alot and I see myself in him. (end)

Pam: That's great, Shawn.

Jimmy: You've been inducted into the Nerd Herd. That's great.

Pam: It's not that bad.

Shawn: Thank you, Pam.

Pam: Your welcome, Shawn.

(This is done in a mock fashion)

Jimmy: Fine, have your "Fun".

(Talking Head)

Shawn: I just got inducted into a prestigious team. Awesome!
(end)

(End of Episode)

Video: "We Didn't Start the Fire

2 comments:

  1. Way to put my aunt in this episode

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  2. hey! don't be so harsh on miss perry! we don't even use textbooks in her class.

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