(Lunch: Shawn, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Antonio)
Shawn: Kenneth! Connor! We just had the best sub ever!
Connor: What about Ms. Perry?
Thomas: You're kidding, right?
Shawn: He loves the 80's, like me.
Kenneth: Shawn, you're not helping your case.
Antonio: He IS too cool.
(The Girls)
Teresa: So, this teacher, is he hot?
Kelli: Ew! He could be my grandpa!
Teresa: Never mind about that, then.
(The other class has O'Leary)
O'Leary: As you probably know my name is Tony O'Leary.
(A unison, faint, "Hi")
Vivian: Are we going to do anything interesting?
O'Leary: Are we ever! we're studying the 60's to 80's.
Kenneth: Fascinating.
Connor: Totally.
O'Leary: Scrawny gamer-kid, what was the hit movie in '77 written and directed by George Lucas?
Connor: Me?
O'Leary: Who else?
Connor: 'Spaceballs'?
O'Leary: Anyone else?
Kenneth: Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Adam: St. Elmo's Fire?
Vivian: Pretty in Pink?
O'Leary: Those are all John Hughes movies. C'mon, it's about monsters.
Artimus: NOT MONSTERS! ALIENS!
O'Leary: So you knew it?
Artimus: Yes. I wanted to see if anyone else did.
Shannon: What was it, then?
Artimus: STAR WARS!
O'Leary: This one is easy. What president died in 1963?
Kenneth: McKinley?
Jordan: Lincoln?
Adam: My favorite, Garfield?
Everyone else: Kennedy!
O'Leary: This is hopeless. Open your books...
(In the hall)
Kenneth: Shawn! That was the lamest teacher ever!
Shawn: Dude! What are you on? He was awesome! So awesome, not even Ms. Perry could ruin this day! Wait, knock on wood.
(Ms. Perry's class)
Perry: Did you guys see that dumb sub?!
Shawn: He was awesome!
Pam: The best we've ever had.
Perry: Oh well! To your textbook!
(Mr. Foley with other class)
Foley: Did you guys meet that awesome sub?
Vivian: He was annoying.
Artimus: Still, you didn't know Star Wars!
Connor: Is that a parody of 'Spaceballs'?
Foley: Vice virsa.
(End of Day)
O'Leary: Shawn, can I talk to you?
Shawn: Yeah, sure.
O'Leary: I'm a scout for Indiana Quiz Bowl Team, and I think your the material. Well, do you want it?
Shawn: Yes! Wow! Thanks! Yes!
(talking head)
O'Leary: Why Shawn, well, he knew alot and I see myself in him. (end)
Pam: That's great, Shawn.
Jimmy: You've been inducted into the Nerd Herd. That's great.
Pam: It's not that bad.
Shawn: Thank you, Pam.
Pam: Your welcome, Shawn.
(This is done in a mock fashion)
Jimmy: Fine, have your "Fun".
(Talking Head)
Shawn: I just got inducted into a prestigious team. Awesome!
(end)
(End of Episode)
Video: "We Didn't Start the Fire
Way to put my aunt in this episode
ReplyDeletehey! don't be so harsh on miss perry! we don't even use textbooks in her class.
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