My First Episode! Title: "This Man Started The Fire"-Part 1

Special Guest Star: Billy Joel as Tony O'Leary Theme song: "Allentown" Billy Joel

(Students enter Social Studies classroom.)

O'Leary: Hi everyone. I'm Mr. O'Leary, your substitute today.

(O'Leary was dressed in a dress shirt and a tie.)

O'Leary: This is great because you guys are studying my favorite subject, 60's to 80's. How 'bout a pop quiz? What was Nixon's position before becoming president? yes, you?

(Shawn raised his hand)

Shawn: Shawn Farva. He was a senator.

O'Leary: Who was Kennedy's killer?

Shawn: Lee Harvey Oswald.

O'Leary: And tell me, who was president in 1985?

Shawn: Ronald Reagan, you know, the actor.

O'Leary: You know your history. Anyone else know that?

(Eve is the only hand.)

Shawn: Really!?! no one has seen "Back to the Future"?

(This time, no one raises their hand.)

Jimmy: C'mon Shawn. You're a Wikipedia Addict.

O'Leary: Where I'm from, this is common knowledge.

Jimmy: Where's that?

O'Leary: Allentown, New York. Beautiful.

Shawn: Love it. A real coal mining town, not Allentown, Pennsylvania, that place is a piece of crap.

Pam: How do you know that?

Shawn: Background knowledge. I drive through both every year.

O'Leary: Alright anyone else? What is the reason Kennedy was elected, not Nixon.

Eve: He looked better on T.V.

O'Leary: Yes. He had a better suit.

Jimmy: This is facinating!

O'Leary: Well then, What was the most watched T.V. show?

Jimmy: There was T.V.?

Adam: What is, M.A.S.H?

O'Leary: Yes. Jimmy, again. What is the name for Buddy Holly's death?

Jimmy: Buddy Holly's death?

Thomas: "The Day Music Died".

O'Leary: Easy one. When did we land on the moon?

David: (whisper) Your favorite number.

Jimmy: Oh, 69!

O'Leary: Correct!

(Bell rings.)
(Commercial Break)

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