Episode #103- "Mr. K"

Before I post, I want to say this is the LAST guest star that's a substitute! I have very creative ways to have guests, it just ended up I posted these in this order. Also, this takes place in 7th grade. Mrs. Smith was our English teacher in 7th.

Special Guest Star:John Krazinski,Cameo: Jenna Fischer, Theme song:"Substitute"The Who

(A Full Class enters English Class)

(Talking Head)
Teresa: The sub is SOOO hot!

(The sub in question is tall, dark hair, and an inviting smile. He's wearing a shirt and tie, no jacket)

Mr. K: My name is Mr. K, I'll be subbing in for Mrs. Smith for a few days. I want get to know all of you. First... you.
(points at Jimmy)

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy Smithers, I... Like girls.

Mr. K: Alright then. You.

Shawn: I'm Shawn Farva, and I'm...

Artimus: A dork?

Anthony: A moron?

David: A loser?

Jordan: How 'bout all three?

(Talking Head)

Mr. K: I've always wondered if I should've gone into acting. Meeting these kids, I kinda regret it now. I don't have a t.v., I think I'll buy one. (end)

(5 minutes later, last person)

Mr. K: And finally, you.

Pam: I'm Pam Stevens and I'm...

Jimmy Super hot?

Mr. K: Can people stop interrupting!

(Pam jokingly punches Jimmy)

Mr. K: Alright, your assignment. It says... "Write a narritive about where you'll be in 15 years." That's about high school reunion.

(Shawn starts instantly, while Shannon delays)
(Talking Head)
Shannon: I know where I WANT to go, I just don't know if I WILL go there. (next)
Kenneth: I going to become a professional eater.(next)
Kelli: I'm going to be a fashion designer. with an awesome husband, he'll be tall, but not too tall, a gigantic house, like seven walk-in closets...(end)

(class ends. everyone but Vivian, Shannon, Teresa, and Kelli leave)

Vivian: Ahh... Mr. K?

Mr.K: Yeah, what is it?

Shannon: We were wondering if...

Teresa: If you had a girlfriend?

Mr. K: no, why?

Kelli: We know some people that would like you.

Mr. K: Girls, Don't worry, I'm fine.

Kelli: Really, bec-

Mr. K: DON'T WORRY, I'm fine.

(Lunch. Shawn, Antonio, Kenneth, Connor)

Shawn: The Game boy version sucks, it's the DS version that rocks.

Connor: I've got to go with Wii.

Antonio: Look, Mario Kart owned on the 64.

(pan to Adam, David, Jordan, Jimmy)
Jordan: I only watch racing for Danica Patrick. The best has to be baseball.

Adam: But football is way more violent.

(The girls)

Pam: Why are you forcing me to help?

Teresa: We need as much input as possible.

Pam: Fine, ahh, Ms. Perry?

(There's a look of awkwardness)

Pam: Kidding. Don't worry.

Kelli: Come on, think!

(Recess. Jimmy and Shawn are washing tables)

Shawn: So, did you watch "Chuck"?

Jimmy: That was the one when he went back to Stanford? That game him and Bryce were playing was awesome!

(Mr. K enters)

Mr. K: You guys talking about Assassin?

Shawn: I guess so.

Mr. K: College was fun. Everyone went to the parties, nerds, jocks, even teachers. But the best part was Assassin. You know, I have some Nerf guns I was going to give to my nephew, but you can use them to play.

Shawn: That's great. Is there anyway to 'kill' other that shooting.

Mr, K: 'Poisonous' hot sause.

Jimmy: Count me in!

Shawn: Me too.

Mr. K: come to my office.

(Commercial Break)

Alright, comment you thoughts. F.Y.I, to learn more about Assassin, go to my favorite website, Wikipedia, and look it up. It's fascinating. F.Y.I 2.0, To the person (I know who you are!) voting for John Cleese, I promise, his episode is coming, but to understand it, you need to read this one. and, finally, another SNL clip is down below!