My Plans for My Career

Now, I want to run this t.v. show that you've been watching... er reading. I wanted to run a few plots around you readers.

#1: Shawn joins the quiz bowl team as offered by Mr. O'Leary, but the captain is Rachel Price (as played by Amy Poehler) a women who (not so) secretly hates kids. Shawn is joined by Alex, from Holy Family. Along with a new cast of very nerdy characters. The current title is "Quiz Bowl Hero".

#2: This one takes place during High School. Anna Torv and Joshua Jackson (both of "Fringe") reunite as police officers protecting St. Joe from senior pranks that become arsin. When they enter the building, Shawn is forced by the camera crew to join the two, and Jimmy goes on a rescue mission. The working title is "Senior Pranks".

#3: Next, called "8th Grade Trip", is, obviously, about the 8th grade trip. This features about every single G4 personality out there. Such as: Kevin Pereira as our bus driver, Adam Sessler as the owner of the restaurant, Alison Haislip as his daughter and a waitress, and Olivia Munn as a shopkeeper at Navy Pier.

#4: This takes place in between 8th and 9th grade, Shawn, Antonio, Kenneth, and others go to the 'Transformers 2' priemere, with a load of misadventures. Vivian and David are on dates; Richard and Abby, respectivly. Jimmy accidentally crashes Vivian's date with a drunken fool, while David is the fool around Abby. The episode is currently titled "Pecks, Lies, and Idiot Dates" a parody of "Sex, Lies, and Videotapes", though I haven't seen that movie.

#5: I have another 80's parody. "Ferris Bueller's Breakfast Club". Shawn, Vivian, David, Anthony, and Teresa assume the persona's of the The Breakfast Club. While Jimmy, Pam, and Connor go to Chicago, like some other John Hughes movie. Speaking of John Hughes, he plays the principle during the Breakfast Club story. Rainn Wilson plays himself as MC of a 'Halo' tourney the Jimmy and Connor enter.

I also am writing movies.
#1. Called "Piece of Mind" this features Boston songs (a la Mamma Mia! and Across the Universe) telling the story of four friends (Brendan, Jude, Charlie, and Eddie) searching for fame.

#2: Hotel California is a movie version of the classic song by Eagles.

Please, tell me, which plots are good or bad. Have a guest you want to see? A plot you want to happen? Just tell me in the comments!

Farva's Final Say On: Broadway

I know quite a few of "Phantom of the Opera" fans, and I thought I should give you guys a good laugh.

Episode #103- "Mr. K"

Before I post, I want to say this is the LAST guest star that's a substitute! I have very creative ways to have guests, it just ended up I posted these in this order. Also, this takes place in 7th grade. Mrs. Smith was our English teacher in 7th.

Special Guest Star:John Krazinski,Cameo: Jenna Fischer, Theme song:"Substitute"The Who

(A Full Class enters English Class)

(Talking Head)
Teresa: The sub is SOOO hot!

(The sub in question is tall, dark hair, and an inviting smile. He's wearing a shirt and tie, no jacket)

Mr. K: My name is Mr. K, I'll be subbing in for Mrs. Smith for a few days. I want get to know all of you. First... you.
(points at Jimmy)

Jimmy: I'm Jimmy Smithers, I... Like girls.

Mr. K: Alright then. You.

Shawn: I'm Shawn Farva, and I'm...

Artimus: A dork?

Anthony: A moron?

David: A loser?

Jordan: How 'bout all three?

(Talking Head)

Mr. K: I've always wondered if I should've gone into acting. Meeting these kids, I kinda regret it now. I don't have a t.v., I think I'll buy one. (end)

(5 minutes later, last person)

Mr. K: And finally, you.

Pam: I'm Pam Stevens and I'm...

Jimmy Super hot?

Mr. K: Can people stop interrupting!

(Pam jokingly punches Jimmy)

Mr. K: Alright, your assignment. It says... "Write a narritive about where you'll be in 15 years." That's about high school reunion.

(Shawn starts instantly, while Shannon delays)
(Talking Head)
Shannon: I know where I WANT to go, I just don't know if I WILL go there. (next)
Kenneth: I going to become a professional eater.(next)
Kelli: I'm going to be a fashion designer. with an awesome husband, he'll be tall, but not too tall, a gigantic house, like seven walk-in closets...(end)

(class ends. everyone but Vivian, Shannon, Teresa, and Kelli leave)

Vivian: Ahh... Mr. K?

Mr.K: Yeah, what is it?

Shannon: We were wondering if...

Teresa: If you had a girlfriend?

Mr. K: no, why?

Kelli: We know some people that would like you.

Mr. K: Girls, Don't worry, I'm fine.

Kelli: Really, bec-

Mr. K: DON'T WORRY, I'm fine.

(Lunch. Shawn, Antonio, Kenneth, Connor)

Shawn: The Game boy version sucks, it's the DS version that rocks.

Connor: I've got to go with Wii.

Antonio: Look, Mario Kart owned on the 64.

(pan to Adam, David, Jordan, Jimmy)
Jordan: I only watch racing for Danica Patrick. The best has to be baseball.

Adam: But football is way more violent.

(The girls)

Pam: Why are you forcing me to help?

Teresa: We need as much input as possible.

Pam: Fine, ahh, Ms. Perry?

(There's a look of awkwardness)

Pam: Kidding. Don't worry.

Kelli: Come on, think!

(Recess. Jimmy and Shawn are washing tables)

Shawn: So, did you watch "Chuck"?

Jimmy: That was the one when he went back to Stanford? That game him and Bryce were playing was awesome!

(Mr. K enters)

Mr. K: You guys talking about Assassin?

Shawn: I guess so.

Mr. K: College was fun. Everyone went to the parties, nerds, jocks, even teachers. But the best part was Assassin. You know, I have some Nerf guns I was going to give to my nephew, but you can use them to play.

Shawn: That's great. Is there anyway to 'kill' other that shooting.

Mr, K: 'Poisonous' hot sause.

Jimmy: Count me in!

Shawn: Me too.

Mr. K: come to my office.

(Commercial Break)

Alright, comment you thoughts. F.Y.I, to learn more about Assassin, go to my favorite website, Wikipedia, and look it up. It's fascinating. F.Y.I 2.0, To the person (I know who you are!) voting for John Cleese, I promise, his episode is coming, but to understand it, you need to read this one. and, finally, another SNL clip is down below!

Farva's Final Say On: Thundercats HO!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all my friends think I'm weird for my obsession with 80's and 90's. So, time to talk about it. One of my biggest obsessions is with the 80's tv show, Thundercats. This is about super hero intergalactic, yeah, you guessed it, cats. It was pretty awesome. And to show how awesome, here's the opening sequence.

Admit it in the comments, you know you love it.

Farva's Final Say On: The Truth

So, my buddies (Let's just call them, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Connor, and Anthony) recently made up their own religion. This would be weird if it wasn't for what it's based on. It's based on Chuck Norris Facts. Yes, their religion is Chucknorrisology. They treat Chuck like a god. So, in Homage, I've decided to list some "facts" and more Chuck fun.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

And if that wasn't your Chuck Norris fill:


For all you SNL fans, the singer is Jason Sudeikis, Norris is played by Andy Samberg, the purse snatcher is Fred Armisen, he steals it from Amy Poehler, the shooter is Bill Hader, and he's aiming at Jorma Taccone.

Do you practice Chucknorrisology? Do you love him? Are my friends crazy? Comment!

Farva's Final Say On: Oscar clips

Now as you may know, my friend e.g. Lemming posted a video from the Oscars, It was fine, but THIS was my favorite. Check it out. Just copy into the bar at the top. (Sorry, I'm struggling with the "youtube post" thing.)

FYI if you have ABSOLUTELY no idea about the plot to 'Pineapple Express' than this might not be funny.
Please tell me how to post clips, on the comments.

Episode #102: "Love, Hate, Drama, and a Little Bit of Football" Part 2

(Talking Head)
Jamie: I can't believe that Shawn and Antonio get to get interviewed everyday. Time to make my move. (next)
Shawn: Alright five bucks she rejects Jamie, deal? Yes? Alright. (next)
C.J.: I thought football games were about, I don't know, football? (end)

Jamie: Here goes nothing.

Harrison: More like everything.

Jamie: (to the camera) Can I have some privacy?

Harrison: Go cuz!

C.J.: Get laid!

Shawn; Was he kidding?

Antonio: No... I think.

(Alex and Co.)

Kenneth: Hey, Shawn!

Shawn: What?

Kenneth: Do you want to meet Alex?

Shawn: I'm good.

(talking head)
Alex: This is cool! Will I get on T.V.? Can you come to our school? What was the question? Right, It's been fun meeting a load of new people. (end)

(Camera sneaks into see Jamie and Shannon)

Jamie: One question: do they have you wear a mic?

Shannon: Yeah, why?

Jamie: Turn it off.

Shannon: They told me not to.

Jamie: Fine. Whatever. The real question is, will you go out with me?

Shannon: Let me get to you.

(talking head)
Shawn: Pay up. (cameraman hands over money) (end)

Shannon: (calling after Jamie) ... But maybe another time.

Jamie: Would you like to find out if that's a 'yes'?

Shannon: Yes.

(talking head)
(Shawn hands over the money to the cameraman)
Shawn: Just don't brag. (next)
Jamie: I did it! No thanks to Shawn! (end)

Jamie: It great meeting you Shawn.

Shawn: Why do you say that? We've got loads of time.

C.J.: No, the game's over.

Shawn: Did we win?

C.J.: Yeah, we killed them.

Shawn: Well, in that case, are you going to Indy?

Gabe: Hope so.

(Adam runs over)
Adam: Are we ready to leave?

Antonio: Yeah.

(talking head)
Antonio: I'm the guy that takes home, no matter where they live. It's going to be a long ride. (end)

(Alex and Co.)

Alex: I've gotta go, see you guys.

David: Yeah, see you.

Kenneth: Just keeping dreaming.

David: You too.

(End of Episode) Video: "Blue Ridge Mountains" Fleet Foxes, or "American Pie" Don McLean.

F.Y.I, I posted a new SNL clip at the page.

Post your comments, Love the new characters, Hate the absence of characters like Pam, Vivian, and Thomas? Hate the song choices? Love them? Tell Me!

Episode #102: "Love, Hate, Drama, and a Little Bit of Football"

Theme: "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" Elton John

Adam: It's Gameday!

(Talking Head)
Shawn: The main feeder school, St. Joe, is pretty good at football, so good, they're in semi-state. I never go to games, But I just might today. (end)

David: There's this really hot girl, Alex, is going to be there.

Kenneth: She is, 'cept to Shawn.

Shawn: What does that mean?

Jimmy: That you're gay.

Shawn: You know I'm not.

David: So, Still fun.

(At the game)

Shawn: (sarcastically) Wow! A load of fun!

Antonio: I know!

(Alex comes to the game. The guys crowd her)

Shawn: She isn't that hot.

Kenneth: What are you on?

Antonio: Let me show you my friends.

(They meet his friends.)

Antonio: This is C.J., Gabe, Harrison, and Jamie.

(C.J. is taller than everyone else.)

Shawn: Hey Everybody!

(No response)

Shawn; Really!?! no one knows that?

(David, Adam, Kenneth, and Alex)

(Talking Head)

David:I think I can get any girl... wait... I've only dated Shannon. But, to the point, I can get Alex. (next)

Shannon: Why do I keep dating him? (end)

Alex:... Isn't that great?

Kenneth: What? Yeah, great.

Alex: I know- St. Joe scored!

David: Yeah, score...

(David is staring at her butt.)

(Antonio, Shawn, and Co.)

Jamie: Shawn, can do me a favor?

Shawn: Sure. What?

Jamie: Help me get Shannon.

Shawn: Why me?

Jamie: You're her friend, right?

Shawn: Yes... I think... It's complicated.

Jamie: Good enough for me.

(Alex and Co.)

Alex: Why are those cameras following you?

David: We're in a documentary.

Alex: About what?

Adam: The average school.

Alex: So why are they here?

David: According to Shawn, That loser over there, They follow us everywhere.

Alex: Everywhere?

David: Not exactly.

(commercial Break)

Post your thoughts!

Farva's Final Say On: Neglected T.V.

...I also love T.V., maybe more than music. And here are my thoughts about it.
#1. As you may have read, LIFE ON MARS WAS CANCELLED WAY TOO EARLY!!!!!! yes, I am still mad about that.
#2. You may know I'm an S.N.L fan (Saturday Night Live). Seth Meyers is the best on the show, no two ways about it. Now he is only doing "Weekend Update", which, though is extremly funny, he can do so much more.
#3. Kids t.v. sucks. just watch Hannah Montana or Suite Life (or don't, if you want keep your sanity and t.v. in one piece). But, there is hope. "The Backyardigans" and "Phineas and Ferb" are actually funny. Yes, Backyardigans is a toddler show, but you will get a kick out of it, and the songs get song in your head. Phineas and Freb is very quick.

Farva's Final Say On: Neglected Singers

Look, people that know me know I'm... obscure. Especially in my music. Now, I would like to mention my favorite bands.
#1. Fleet Foxes: These guys are awesome! They're really mellow, bluegrass style. They're newcomers but are great.
#2. Jack Johnson: This guy is more like a California mellow. He's fun, and like that dude you want to be friends with.
#3. Paolo Nutini: This guy, he's, ahhh, very unique. his style is a culmination of my styles.
#4. Mat Kearney: This guy is, too, slow, but unique.

These are my artists that people have never heard of. Just listen to them. post your preference on my comments.

Farva's Other Final Say On: Music Video Games

As You may know, I'm a HUGE Beatles fan. And, I'm happy to report that the long awaited 'The Beatles: Rock Band' is coming Sept. 9th. As you may realize, that is 9-9-09. The songs that I would put on are: Day Tripper, Get Back, I Am the Walrus, Ticket to Ride, A Little Help From my Friends, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band, etc. You get the gist. post your ideas as a comment and mark your calenders! P.S. In my family band, I'm the drummer, so I'll be Ringo! (Bottom right)

"This Man Started The Fire" Part 2

(Lunch: Shawn, Thomas, Antonio, Kenneth, Antonio)
Shawn: Kenneth! Connor! We just had the best sub ever!

Connor: What about Ms. Perry?

Thomas: You're kidding, right?

Shawn: He loves the 80's, like me.

Kenneth: Shawn, you're not helping your case.

Antonio: He IS too cool.

(The Girls)
Teresa: So, this teacher, is he hot?

Kelli: Ew! He could be my grandpa!

Teresa: Never mind about that, then.

(The other class has O'Leary)

O'Leary: As you probably know my name is Tony O'Leary.

(A unison, faint, "Hi")

Vivian: Are we going to do anything interesting?

O'Leary: Are we ever! we're studying the 60's to 80's.

Kenneth: Fascinating.

Connor: Totally.

O'Leary: Scrawny gamer-kid, what was the hit movie in '77 written and directed by George Lucas?

Connor: Me?

O'Leary: Who else?

Connor: 'Spaceballs'?

O'Leary: Anyone else?

Kenneth: Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Adam: St. Elmo's Fire?

Vivian: Pretty in Pink?

O'Leary: Those are all John Hughes movies. C'mon, it's about monsters.

Artimus: NOT MONSTERS! ALIENS!

O'Leary: So you knew it?

Artimus: Yes. I wanted to see if anyone else did.

Shannon: What was it, then?

Artimus: STAR WARS!

O'Leary: This one is easy. What president died in 1963?

Kenneth: McKinley?

Jordan: Lincoln?

Adam: My favorite, Garfield?

Everyone else: Kennedy!

O'Leary: This is hopeless. Open your books...

(In the hall)
Kenneth: Shawn! That was the lamest teacher ever!

Shawn: Dude! What are you on? He was awesome! So awesome, not even Ms. Perry could ruin this day! Wait, knock on wood.

(Ms. Perry's class)

Perry: Did you guys see that dumb sub?!

Shawn: He was awesome!

Pam: The best we've ever had.

Perry: Oh well! To your textbook!

(Mr. Foley with other class)

Foley: Did you guys meet that awesome sub?

Vivian: He was annoying.

Artimus: Still, you didn't know Star Wars!

Connor: Is that a parody of 'Spaceballs'?

Foley: Vice virsa.

(End of Day)

O'Leary: Shawn, can I talk to you?

Shawn: Yeah, sure.

O'Leary: I'm a scout for Indiana Quiz Bowl Team, and I think your the material. Well, do you want it?

Shawn: Yes! Wow! Thanks! Yes!

(talking head)

O'Leary: Why Shawn, well, he knew alot and I see myself in him. (end)

Pam: That's great, Shawn.

Jimmy: You've been inducted into the Nerd Herd. That's great.

Pam: It's not that bad.

Shawn: Thank you, Pam.

Pam: Your welcome, Shawn.

(This is done in a mock fashion)

Jimmy: Fine, have your "Fun".

(Talking Head)

Shawn: I just got inducted into a prestigious team. Awesome!
(end)

(End of Episode)

Video: "We Didn't Start the Fire

Farva's Final Say on: Now Is the time to begin the Uprising!!! ( against wrongly canceled show and bad downloads!)

I am VERY mad! My favorite show, Life On Mars was announced to not be returning for season 2! One Season! That's It! It's the best new show on T.V., and the second best on ABC (Behind Lost). Help me rebel! Send ABC e-mails telling them to BRING LIFE ON MARS BACK!!!! Whew. Glad to get that off my chest. Now, less importantly, (but still important,) is the issue of Rock Band DLC (Downloadable Content for the N00bs out there) You can tell them, also by e-mail to stick on the greatest idea ever... Billy Joel songs! Help me with this idea, also Journey songs. comment other song ideas or if you actually listened to my idea.

Update: My Billy Joel song ideas. Billy Joel Song Pack 01 #1: It's Still Rock n' Roll to Me. #2: You May Be Right #3: We Didn't Start the Fire.

As You guys who know me know, We Didn't Start The Fire is one of my favorite songs and I know ALL the words.

Again, Any ideas?