Special Guest Star: Billy Joel as Tony O'Leary Theme song: "Allentown" Billy Joel
(Students enter Social Studies classroom.)
O'Leary: Hi everyone. I'm Mr. O'Leary, your substitute today.
(O'Leary was dressed in a dress shirt and a tie.)
O'Leary: This is great because you guys are studying my favorite subject, 60's to 80's. How 'bout a pop quiz? What was Nixon's position before becoming president? yes, you?
(Shawn raised his hand)
Shawn: Shawn Farva. He was a senator.
O'Leary: Who was Kennedy's killer?
Shawn: Lee Harvey Oswald.
O'Leary: And tell me, who was president in 1985?
Shawn: Ronald Reagan, you know, the actor.
O'Leary: You know your history. Anyone else know that?
(Eve is the only hand.)
Shawn: Really!?! no one has seen "Back to the Future"?
(This time, no one raises their hand.)
Jimmy: C'mon Shawn. You're a Wikipedia Addict.
O'Leary: Where I'm from, this is common knowledge.
Jimmy: Where's that?
O'Leary: Allentown, New York. Beautiful.
Shawn: Love it. A real coal mining town, not Allentown, Pennsylvania, that place is a piece of crap.
Pam: How do you know that?
Shawn: Background knowledge. I drive through both every year.
O'Leary: Alright anyone else? What is the reason Kennedy was elected, not Nixon.
Eve: He looked better on T.V.
O'Leary: Yes. He had a better suit.
Jimmy: This is facinating!
O'Leary: Well then, What was the most watched T.V. show?
Jimmy: There was T.V.?
Adam: What is, M.A.S.H?
O'Leary: Yes. Jimmy, again. What is the name for Buddy Holly's death?
Jimmy: Buddy Holly's death?
Thomas: "The Day Music Died".
O'Leary: Easy one. When did we land on the moon?
David: (whisper) Your favorite number.
Jimmy: Oh, 69!
O'Leary: Correct!
(Bell rings.)
(Commercial Break)
Well, enjoy? post your thoughts. By the way, watch a classic SNL sketch at the bottom on the page.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
A Few Notes When Reading my Show
Before the show "airs" you should know these things.
#1. (Talking Head) means that someone is being interviewed. (remember that this is a documentary!)
#2. Say I put "Shawn: blah..." that means he's talking.
#3. When something is in brackets (like so), it's action, or a scene change. and,
#4. Music videos have noting to do with the story and are pure fun.
Thanks, and, I promise, show's coming soon!
#1. (Talking Head) means that someone is being interviewed. (remember that this is a documentary!)
#2. Say I put "Shawn: blah..." that means he's talking.
#3. When something is in brackets (like so), it's action, or a scene change. and,
#4. Music videos have noting to do with the story and are pure fun.
Thanks, and, I promise, show's coming soon!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Apology; plus, Character Bios: Kristen and Holy Family
Yo! Everyone in the Blogger-sphere! I want to apologize for not posting this week on account of my cousins. Now to make it up, I have Bonus Bios! Kristen, like Kelli is short but very outgoing. She is very goal minded, and is well liked by her peers. But because of her goals, she's slightly hot-tempered. She once dated Kenneth and Artimus has a consistent crush on her. Now, Kids from other schools. Alex is most likely the most popular kid ever. Everyone that meets her likes her (On multiple degrees). Even Shawn, who didn't initially like her, warms up to her. As I stated before Alex is very pretty, and knows she is ( The reason Shawn didn't like her.) Jamie is the exact opposite. He is a person that either you like him or hate him, and it stays. He's a little too outgoing making some uncomfortable. In case you haven't guessed, I'm Shawn. This is necciary for the upcoming story. The reason Alex is named that is because she originally thought MY name was Alex, and even though she knows my name now, she still calls me Alex.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Character Bios: Jordan and Adam
Final Bio! Jordan and Adam are both the guys that you avoid. They're the rebels. They are not down to earth (wait, who in the show is?) They don't listen to authority, which ticks off the teachers. Adam, does though, have redeeming factors. At times he can be actually funny and can treat others right. Jordan, doesn't do those things. Adam has been off-and-on with Pam, and Jordan dated Teresa briefly a long time ago, and Has a crush on Kelli. Neither name is an homage.
Character Bios: Connor, Kenneth, Antonio
Two thirds of these guys have lives. One doesn't. If you guessed, yes, Connor has no life. He just plays Call of Duty all day. Antonio is one cool kid. At his school, though, he's a nobody. But at other schools, he's a lady killer. Kenneth is a big kid, taller than most, and very athletic. The other two are also Call of Duty addicts, so conversations run thin. Both Antonio and Kenneth have dated, but not girls we've met. These names are not homages, but Connor is the only one to share his name with his real-life counterpart.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Character Bios: Anthony and Artimus
This is the third-to-last before episodes! Antony is one cool kid, a gamer, and a guitarist rolled into one! Artimus is, on the other hand, just a gamer. Anthony believes he's king, and he kinda is. He better at sports than he gives credit for, and he's the best at games like Fallout than most people. Artimus is a complete outcast, and has been accepted by girls like Pam and Kelli, the latter of which he has a gigantic crush on. Anthony, on the other hand, loves nobody. Anthony is an homage to Anthony Kiedis, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, one of his favorite bands. Artimus isn't an homage.
Character Bios: Teresa and Kelli
These two girls are VERY crazy. Teresa is, despite the name, is quite emo. She's depressed at times, but on the inside, she's also quite outgoing. Teresa loves sci-fi, like Lost, but also sappy stuff like Twilight. Kelli's the exact opposite. On the outside she's very outgoing. She's very short, and loves to poke fun at it. I'm pretty sure she's on ecctisy. They're friends, along with Pam. Teresa's dated Thomas, quite briefly (upcoming episode!) and has a ginormous crush on Anthony (you'll meet him.) Kelli's dated a few guys but nothing serious. Kelli's name is an homage to Kelli from 'The Office", with whom she's identical to, and Teresa isn't an homage.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Character Bios: David
Remember about Jimmy not being a cliche, well David is one. Think of every classic cool kid. Emilio Estavez in "The Breakfast Club", and... well... never mind. David is a sports star, and being such, is a womanizer, though he's only dated Shannon, on and off. Because of this, he finds the best way to treat a girl is to destroy them, some weird reverse-psychology that doesn't work. His best sport is basketball, though he very good at the rest. His friends are Jimmy, Jordan, and Adam(those two are coming! I promise!). His name isn't an homage.
Character Bios: Eve and Thomas
These two are the life of parties. Both aren't very out going, but if you know them you'll love them within minutes. But otherwise, they're different. Eve is also one of the smartest people you'll ever meet, while Thomas doesn't excel in school. Thomas is a complete video game addict, probably the best at shooters (other than the very stupid Call of Duty) that you'll ever meet. Eve does love sci-fi, like Thomas. Eve has never dated, and Thomas has had a crush on Teresa (again, you'll meet her) ever. Neither name is an homage.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Character Bios: Vivian and Shannon
Vivian and Shannon are best friends. You would almost think they're related by how much they love, then hate, then love each other again. Shannon is the smarter of the two, constantly getting high honors. While Vivian, though smart, is not at that caliber. Vivian is, though, the more out going of the two. She's dated near every boy in the school, and has all the others looking. Shannon has had a on-and-off relationship with David, (This is the definition of on and off, having hooked up and broken up about once a year since 4th grade). In the end, they're friends with just about everybody. Neither of these names are homages.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Character Bios: Jimmy
Another Character! Jimmy is the rebel and cool kid, but it doesn't mean he's shallow. Yes, he fails at most classes in school and rocks sports, but he's more than a cliche. He is better than most at womanizing, and he's one of the best at math. He's been in love with Pam for a long time, but never shows it. He's only dated her once, briefly. His other love interest is Vivian (You'll meet her). His friends are Adam, David, Jordan, and Connor (You'll meet ALL of them). He is named in homage of Jim Halpert of "The Office".
Friday, February 6, 2009
Character Bios: Pam
Here's another character! Pam is, most likely, the female lead. she's fun, smart, and outgoing. She's pretty, so much so that the guys are kinda obsessive. Pam is smart, and well liked by her peers. She excells at just about everything. She is, to a slight extent, socially awkward, but that's around her friends. At something like a Friday football game, she very in control of herself. She has had an on-and-off with Adam (you'll meet him soon) and tension with Jimmy(Him too). Just about every guy loves her, for Shawn, it's been since before fifth grade. She is named in homage of Pam Beesley from "The Office".
Character Bios: Shawn
Hi this is a bio for one of the characters on my tv show that I promised, Shawn Farva. He is one of the leads of my show. He is, on the outside, a complete nerd. But, a bit deeper, he is a people pleaser. He loves all pop culture, Ecspically 80's. He's friends with everyone he meets. Shawn is addicted to Wikipedia, but its for the info. He's king of quiz bowl. Because of everything I said, He's socially awkward, so much so, that Shawn's never dated, but had a crush on Pam forever. Shawn is named in homage of Shawn Spencer from "Psych".
Keep looking for more bios!
Keep looking for more bios!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Farva's Final Say on: Fringe

This is another show I adore. It's about a special forces team in the FBI called Fringe. This last episode delt with a serum that could turn you into a werewolf. Olivia, the lead character, learned that her old and now dead boyfriend had something to do with it. Using a devise created by the quite mad Walter Bishop, she contacted him. He had the essential information to take down one of the biggest drug lords in the world, who was dealing the serum. Fringe airs at 9/8 central on FOX. This was one of the best of the season.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Farva's Final Say on: Life on Mars

This is a new show that I adore. Last week the episode "Take a Look at the Lawmen" was one of my favorites. I was funny, and, as a twist, it wasn't too geeky. If you haven't seen this, it's about Sam Tyler(Far Right), an NYPD detective in our time, gets hit by a car and is sent to 1973. This episode had them try to charge the Russian Mob. My favorite character, Chris Skeleton, (far left) had some good lines, including failing in the Mafia fight. Plus, you can't hate Gene (center). Life on Mars airs at 10/9 central on ABC.
My Favorites
I should list my favorites of stuff.
Movie: I think "Back to the Future". It's funny, nerdy, and action-packed all at the same time.
TV: "Lost". It's smart, it sucks you in, and, again, very nerdy.
Music: "The Fray". Their new album drops today! They have a very cool sound.
Video Game: "Banjo-Tooie" This is fun, well done visuals and design, and it's a parody of just about everything, but in a "Get Smart" way, not a "Scary Movie" way.
Book: "Harry Potter". 'Nuff said.
There it is, I may continue this.
Movie: I think "Back to the Future". It's funny, nerdy, and action-packed all at the same time.
TV: "Lost". It's smart, it sucks you in, and, again, very nerdy.
Music: "The Fray". Their new album drops today! They have a very cool sound.
Video Game: "Banjo-Tooie" This is fun, well done visuals and design, and it's a parody of just about everything, but in a "Get Smart" way, not a "Scary Movie" way.
Book: "Harry Potter". 'Nuff said.
There it is, I may continue this.
The Blog
Hey Everybody! (Hey Dr. Nick!) How's everyone doing, I hope good. This is my Blog. My pen name is Farva, which is my nickname. (Its from "Super Troopers", though i haven't seen it.) So, feel free to see, read, whatever. This post I would like to describe what I do. This blog, for the most part, is to post my TV show that I'm working on. I plan to post about twice a week, but that probably won't work. See you!
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