My First Episode! Title: "This Man Started The Fire"-Part 1

Special Guest Star: Billy Joel as Tony O'Leary Theme song: "Allentown" Billy Joel

(Students enter Social Studies classroom.)

O'Leary: Hi everyone. I'm Mr. O'Leary, your substitute today.

(O'Leary was dressed in a dress shirt and a tie.)

O'Leary: This is great because you guys are studying my favorite subject, 60's to 80's. How 'bout a pop quiz? What was Nixon's position before becoming president? yes, you?

(Shawn raised his hand)

Shawn: Shawn Farva. He was a senator.

O'Leary: Who was Kennedy's killer?

Shawn: Lee Harvey Oswald.

O'Leary: And tell me, who was president in 1985?

Shawn: Ronald Reagan, you know, the actor.

O'Leary: You know your history. Anyone else know that?

(Eve is the only hand.)

Shawn: Really!?! no one has seen "Back to the Future"?

(This time, no one raises their hand.)

Jimmy: C'mon Shawn. You're a Wikipedia Addict.

O'Leary: Where I'm from, this is common knowledge.

Jimmy: Where's that?

O'Leary: Allentown, New York. Beautiful.

Shawn: Love it. A real coal mining town, not Allentown, Pennsylvania, that place is a piece of crap.

Pam: How do you know that?

Shawn: Background knowledge. I drive through both every year.

O'Leary: Alright anyone else? What is the reason Kennedy was elected, not Nixon.

Eve: He looked better on T.V.

O'Leary: Yes. He had a better suit.

Jimmy: This is facinating!

O'Leary: Well then, What was the most watched T.V. show?

Jimmy: There was T.V.?

Adam: What is, M.A.S.H?

O'Leary: Yes. Jimmy, again. What is the name for Buddy Holly's death?

Jimmy: Buddy Holly's death?

Thomas: "The Day Music Died".

O'Leary: Easy one. When did we land on the moon?

David: (whisper) Your favorite number.

Jimmy: Oh, 69!

O'Leary: Correct!

(Bell rings.)
(Commercial Break)

Well, enjoy? post your thoughts. By the way, watch a classic SNL sketch at the bottom on the page.

A Few Notes When Reading my Show

Before the show "airs" you should know these things.
#1. (Talking Head) means that someone is being interviewed. (remember that this is a documentary!)
#2. Say I put "Shawn: blah..." that means he's talking.
#3. When something is in brackets (like so), it's action, or a scene change. and,
#4. Music videos have noting to do with the story and are pure fun.

Thanks, and, I promise, show's coming soon!

Apology; plus, Character Bios: Kristen and Holy Family

Yo! Everyone in the Blogger-sphere! I want to apologize for not posting this week on account of my cousins. Now to make it up, I have Bonus Bios! Kristen, like Kelli is short but very outgoing. She is very goal minded, and is well liked by her peers. But because of her goals, she's slightly hot-tempered. She once dated Kenneth and Artimus has a consistent crush on her. Now, Kids from other schools. Alex is most likely the most popular kid ever. Everyone that meets her likes her (On multiple degrees). Even Shawn, who didn't initially like her, warms up to her. As I stated before Alex is very pretty, and knows she is ( The reason Shawn didn't like her.) Jamie is the exact opposite. He is a person that either you like him or hate him, and it stays. He's a little too outgoing making some uncomfortable. In case you haven't guessed, I'm Shawn. This is necciary for the upcoming story. The reason Alex is named that is because she originally thought MY name was Alex, and even though she knows my name now, she still calls me Alex.

Character Bios: Jordan and Adam

Final Bio! Jordan and Adam are both the guys that you avoid. They're the rebels. They are not down to earth (wait, who in the show is?) They don't listen to authority, which ticks off the teachers. Adam, does though, have redeeming factors. At times he can be actually funny and can treat others right. Jordan, doesn't do those things. Adam has been off-and-on with Pam, and Jordan dated Teresa briefly a long time ago, and Has a crush on Kelli. Neither name is an homage.

Character Bios: Connor, Kenneth, Antonio

Two thirds of these guys have lives. One doesn't. If you guessed, yes, Connor has no life. He just plays Call of Duty all day. Antonio is one cool kid. At his school, though, he's a nobody. But at other schools, he's a lady killer. Kenneth is a big kid, taller than most, and very athletic. The other two are also Call of Duty addicts, so conversations run thin. Both Antonio and Kenneth have dated, but not girls we've met. These names are not homages, but Connor is the only one to share his name with his real-life counterpart.

Character Bios: Anthony and Artimus

This is the third-to-last before episodes! Antony is one cool kid, a gamer, and a guitarist rolled into one! Artimus is, on the other hand, just a gamer. Anthony believes he's king, and he kinda is. He better at sports than he gives credit for, and he's the best at games like Fallout than most people. Artimus is a complete outcast, and has been accepted by girls like Pam and Kelli, the latter of which he has a gigantic crush on. Anthony, on the other hand, loves nobody. Anthony is an homage to Anthony Kiedis, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, one of his favorite bands. Artimus isn't an homage.

Character Bios: Teresa and Kelli

These two girls are VERY crazy. Teresa is, despite the name, is quite emo. She's depressed at times, but on the inside, she's also quite outgoing. Teresa loves sci-fi, like Lost, but also sappy stuff like Twilight. Kelli's the exact opposite. On the outside she's very outgoing. She's very short, and loves to poke fun at it. I'm pretty sure she's on ecctisy. They're friends, along with Pam. Teresa's dated Thomas, quite briefly (upcoming episode!) and has a ginormous crush on Anthony (you'll meet him.) Kelli's dated a few guys but nothing serious. Kelli's name is an homage to Kelli from 'The Office", with whom she's identical to, and Teresa isn't an homage.